But it's for charity
When Rebecca was waiting for him at the end of the day, pamphlet in hand and a grin on her face that other people would call shit-eating, Henry knew that there was something going to happen that he didn't like. He knew his wife.
"Themed PTA?" He greeted the dogs, lifted Tibberton from the ground and put him on his shoulders. "Alien treasure at work? A double date with Logan and someone wildly inappropriate?"
She kept shaking her head, and Henry just wasnt creative enough for this. "Did the girls do something I'd disapprove of? Did someone die you hate?"
"Love." His wife shoved the pamphlet in his face. A neighborhood organised photo calendar for Mother's Day, with all profits to charity. Fathers were asked to participate, with reward of receiving five photographs of the shoot.
"Wh-" The penny dropped. "We can make pictures of me and the girls. With just us. I'm not going to -- you know, I can't even. My feet. And I probably don't even have the time for it. That- that date, I'm not sure about it."
It turned out that Henry was available that date, and that Rebecca wouldn't let him escape from the photo shoot set anyway, only helpfully telling the outfit lady that he was pretty shy and rather changed in the bathroom.
This was a nightmare.
"Themed PTA?" He greeted the dogs, lifted Tibberton from the ground and put him on his shoulders. "Alien treasure at work? A double date with Logan and someone wildly inappropriate?"
She kept shaking her head, and Henry just wasnt creative enough for this. "Did the girls do something I'd disapprove of? Did someone die you hate?"
"Love." His wife shoved the pamphlet in his face. A neighborhood organised photo calendar for Mother's Day, with all profits to charity. Fathers were asked to participate, with reward of receiving five photographs of the shoot.
"Wh-" The penny dropped. "We can make pictures of me and the girls. With just us. I'm not going to -- you know, I can't even. My feet. And I probably don't even have the time for it. That- that date, I'm not sure about it."
It turned out that Henry was available that date, and that Rebecca wouldn't let him escape from the photo shoot set anyway, only helpfully telling the outfit lady that he was pretty shy and rather changed in the bathroom.
This was a nightmare.