See, the thing about names is...

[geniusgirl]

...that they say a whole lot about you -- the ones you choose, of course, not the ones you're given.

This may be a bit out of line but, at this point, I’m going all in because (hopefully) we’re never going to have to see Palin again after the election is over. I know Mad TV has done this already but I’m doing it again anyway.

So yeah, a testament to her smarts? The names of her children. They are brilliant. They perfectly sum the woman up:

• Track
  - a sport Sarah is particularly fond of
  OR
  - a place Sarah is particularly fond of
• Bristol
  - Sarah’s preferred brand of cigarette.
• Piper
  - a fairytale villain
  OR
  - what Sarah wants to be after she graduates from the cigarettes mentioned above.
• Willow
  - her favourite tree :)
• Trig
  - her least favourite subject in school other than Government XD

They say you can't judge children by their parents but I'm gonna go ahead and judge the parents by their children.