Ok Asshat, you have two minutes.
So now I'm really pissed off. Why? Because I check my email and I find this totally random message from some asshole I don't even know calling me a loser. WHAT THE FUCK?
The whole thing reads like this (and no, I am not editing anything because I don't know this fucker and he's being mean to me so if he gets stalked and murdered by some random internet perv, well, then, he'll learn his karmic lesson of the day won't he?):
SBJT: Ryan Shackleton
From: Ryan Shackleton (rmshackleton@gmail.com)
Sent: 01 May 2008 21:51:34
Your e-mail is genius girl !!Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Thats funny you loser.
Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK? What the hell did I ever do to you, you loser? How random and bored do you have to be to write me that? Not to mention how much of a sick, sorry fucker you are. If this is how you pick up girls online, you've got A WHOLE FUCKING LOT to learn. Be happy I'm not even mentioning the fact that you can't punctuate for shit.
...And you know? The name sounds familiar for some reason. Plus, it's not like I put my email out there all that much. Half the time, it's re-routed. I haven't a clue how this idiot found me but I've marked him as unsafe and relegated him straight to junk mail for the rest of eternity.
BOYS ARE STUPID, THROW ROCKS AT THEM. NYAH! >P