You Are 10% British
Listen mate - you're definitely not British. Or Australian. Or Canadian even.
British culture is simply not your cup of tea. And you're obviously off your trolley!
If it just so happens that you live or come from Great Britain, you're still not British.
There's not really anything British about you. Do you even like football matches or beer?
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