Wearing the Bottoms of My Trousers Rolled

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Current theme: Reversed Largess

Provided to co-workers: Two dozen donuts
Own breakfast: blueberry bagel, un-toasted

Loan to ensure other's housing: Completed
Loan to ensure others' frivolity: Pending

There is such a thing as a free lunch.

Water cooler jugs replaced: Three

Updates throughout the day