How To Bury Your Awesome

[genial_failure]

While I have severe doubts in this regard, simply because while thinking you are cool usually ensures that you are not, the opposite does not hold true, or perhaps I secretly swaddle and warm my pride, I have decided to live in certainty and address the issue with finality.

Therefore, a new mode of eating will commence. All food will be chewed, spit-out, soaked in my beverage, and then finally consumed.

This may be relatively original, short of certain ungulates, but is defiantly not cool.