A Review of HYDRA -666- from TOUR08 THE ROSE TRIMS AGAIN, by Gengaoru and Marupinku
Just to give everyone an idea of what we're talking about, here's the clip:
Our reaction?
Marupinku: AHAHAHAHA
Marupinku: I LAUGH
Marupinku: EVERY TIME
Marupinku: I SEE THAT MASK
Marupinku: NO SERIOUSLY
Marupinku: I'VE SEEN THIS VIDEO
Marupinku: AT LEAST TEN TIMES
Marupinku: AND IT'S STILL FUNNY
gengaoru: YOU KNOW WHAT IT REMINDS ME OF?
gengaoru: THE EVIL DEAD
gengaoru: SOMEONE TRYING TO DRESS UP LIKE THE BOOK FROM THE EVIL DEAD FOR HALLOWEEN
Marupinku: IT SO DOES
gengaoru: WITH A SHITTY MASK THEY GOT AT WALMART
Marupinku: WHERE DID HE EVEN FIND THAT?
Marupinku: IT DOESn'T EVEN FIT HIS FUCKING FACE
Marupinku: AND THERE'S A SHITTY ELASTIC BAND STRAP
gengaoru: OH MAN I KNOW
gengaoru: WHO TOLD HIM THAT THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA?
Marupinku: LOL @ MAKING FACES IN THE CAMERA
gengaoru: DUDE
gengaoru: THEY PRACTICED THAT
gengaoru: THEY FUCKING PRACTICED HIM PUTTING ON THAT MASK AT THAT PART OF THE SHOW
gengaoru: YOU KNOW THEY DID
gengaoru: AND NO ONE TOLD HIM
gengaoru: HEY DIPSHIT
gengaoru: THAT LOOKS STUPID
gengaoru: YOU'RE GONNA MAKE US LOOK BAD
gengaoru: AND GROUPIES WON'T WANT TO BANG US
gengaoru: STOP IT
Marupinku: Dude
Marupinku: How stoned do you think Toshiya was when he saw it and DIDN'T laugh?
gengaoru: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
gengaoru: that shit would be HILARIOUS high
Marupinku: No
Marupinku: Like
Marupinku: He was so high
Marupinku: That like
Marupinku: He couldn't even MOVE
gengaoru: dude he must have been on fucking HEROIN, not weed
Marupinku: Nah
Marupinku: He could smoke enough
Marupinku: To get into like
Marupinku: A coma
Marupinku: Like
Marupinku: To not laugh at that shit
Marupinku: He must have just had like
Marupinku: A fishbowl
Marupinku: On his head
gengaoru: maybe he wasn't high, he just drank some of Kaoru's kool-aid
Marupinku: That was full of smoke
Marupinku: And there was a bong on top
Marupinku: Where a little midget stands on his shoulders
Marupinku: Just taking hits
gengaoru: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Marupinku: DUDE
Marupinku: YOU JUST PICTURED THAT DIDn'T YOU?
gengaoru: YES
Marupinku: TOSHIYA WALKING AROUND WITH A FISHBOWL BONG ON HIS HEAD WHILE A LITTLE DUDE IS TAKING HITS ON HIS SHOULDERS?
Marupinku: I'm trying to decide which is more ridiculous
Marupinku: The mask
Marupinku: Or when he used to put the bucket on his head.
gengaoru: when he put the bucket on his head I thought he was being funny
gengaoru: I am so disillusioned :(
Marupinku: Oh god
Marupinku: I have to make a gif.
Marupinku: Of the chorus
Marupinku: Where he puts his arms out
Marupinku: And then it ends
gengaoru: IKR?
Marupinku: And he wraps his arms up
Marupinku: I'm making a gif of that tomorrow
gengaoru: where does he start making faces at the camera anyway?
Marupinku: Right at the end
Marupinku: He rips the mask off
Marupinku: And then glares at the camera
Marupinku: And shit
Marupinku: 3:33
gengaoru: AHAHAHHAAHAHA
Marupinku: RIGHT?
gengaoru: HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO GET STUNG BY A BEE
Marupinku: AHAHAHAHAHA
Marupinku: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Marupinku: THIS VIDEO
Marupinku: IT'S LIKE
Marupinku: SO FUNNY
Marupinku: WHY IS IT SO FUNNY DUDE?
gengaoru: dude you know what they should've done?
Marupinku: Played it up more
gengaoru: they should've played maggots unplugged right after that
gengaoru: so people would think there REALLY WAS a bee in there
gengaoru: kyo looks all cross-eyed... and then starts screaming hysterically
gengaoru: people would be like SHIT
gengaoru: IS IT ONE OF THOSE KILLER GIANT FUCKING JAPANESE BEES?
gengaoru: EVERYONE GET OUT OF THE WAY
Marupinku: I'm starting to think Kyo isn't actually pronouncing the words he growls
Marupinku: He just makes growly noises
gengaoru: HAHAHAHA HE ISN'T HOLY SHIT
gengaoru: HE'S JUST GOING DERP DERP
gengaoru: HUR HUR HURRRR
gengaoru: I'M MANLY HURRRRRRRR
Marupinku: I have to watch HYDRA-666- again
Marupinku: Because
Marupinku: Kyo
Marupinku: Doing the jesus pose
Marupinku: Wearing that mask
Marupinku: Wrapping his arms up
Marupinku: AND
Marupinku: Saying derp derp
Marupinku: ...
Marupinku: Oh god
Marupinku: I don't think he's AlwAYS just making noises.
Marupinku: Like I'm watching GAIKA
Marupinku: And in part you can understand the words
Marupinku: But othertimes it just sounds like he's going GROWL.
Marupinku: GROWL.
Marupinku: I'M SO FUCKING METAL.
Marupinku: I think it's funny as hell
Marupinku: That since like.
Marupinku: He learned how to growl
Marupinku: IT'S ALL HE DOES
Marupinku: I mean.
Marupinku: C'mon Kyo.
Marupinku: Growling isn't THAT difficult.
gengaoru: it's like when a kid figures out how to masturbate
gengaoru: and he's all
gengaoru: OMG
gengaoru: I CAN DO THIS NEAT THING
gengaoru: I'M GOING TO DO IT ALL THE TIME
Not included in this transcript is our reaction to the part where Kyo stands there in a crucifiction pose -- which is nothing new... but now he fucking got the camera crew to PROJECT IT ONTO THE BIG SCREEN BEHIND THEM. To FURTHER emphasize what a tremendously pretentious dipshit he is -- I mean... uh... underscore the message of, like... pain and suffering and shit. You know, like how Jesus suffered. That is so fucking deep, man. BRB, getting my hip waders.
INTRIGUED? GET OUT YOUR PARENTS' CREDIT CARDS, KIDS! IT'S TIME TO MAKE ANOTHER DONATION TO THE DIR EN GREY FOUNDATION. KAORU'S COMPENSATED DATES DON'T PAY FOR THEMSELVES, YOU KNOW.
Click to viewOur reaction?
Marupinku: AHAHAHAHA
Marupinku: I LAUGH
Marupinku: EVERY TIME
Marupinku: I SEE THAT MASK
Marupinku: NO SERIOUSLY
Marupinku: I'VE SEEN THIS VIDEO
Marupinku: AT LEAST TEN TIMES
Marupinku: AND IT'S STILL FUNNY
gengaoru: YOU KNOW WHAT IT REMINDS ME OF?
gengaoru: THE EVIL DEAD
gengaoru: SOMEONE TRYING TO DRESS UP LIKE THE BOOK FROM THE EVIL DEAD FOR HALLOWEEN
Marupinku: IT SO DOES
gengaoru: WITH A SHITTY MASK THEY GOT AT WALMART
Marupinku: WHERE DID HE EVEN FIND THAT?
Marupinku: IT DOESn'T EVEN FIT HIS FUCKING FACE
Marupinku: AND THERE'S A SHITTY ELASTIC BAND STRAP
gengaoru: OH MAN I KNOW
gengaoru: WHO TOLD HIM THAT THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA?
Marupinku: LOL @ MAKING FACES IN THE CAMERA
gengaoru: DUDE
gengaoru: THEY PRACTICED THAT
gengaoru: THEY FUCKING PRACTICED HIM PUTTING ON THAT MASK AT THAT PART OF THE SHOW
gengaoru: YOU KNOW THEY DID
gengaoru: AND NO ONE TOLD HIM
gengaoru: HEY DIPSHIT
gengaoru: THAT LOOKS STUPID
gengaoru: YOU'RE GONNA MAKE US LOOK BAD
gengaoru: AND GROUPIES WON'T WANT TO BANG US
gengaoru: STOP IT
Marupinku: Dude
Marupinku: How stoned do you think Toshiya was when he saw it and DIDN'T laugh?
gengaoru: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
gengaoru: that shit would be HILARIOUS high
Marupinku: No
Marupinku: Like
Marupinku: He was so high
Marupinku: That like
Marupinku: He couldn't even MOVE
gengaoru: dude he must have been on fucking HEROIN, not weed
Marupinku: Nah
Marupinku: He could smoke enough
Marupinku: To get into like
Marupinku: A coma
Marupinku: Like
Marupinku: To not laugh at that shit
Marupinku: He must have just had like
Marupinku: A fishbowl
Marupinku: On his head
gengaoru: maybe he wasn't high, he just drank some of Kaoru's kool-aid
Marupinku: That was full of smoke
Marupinku: And there was a bong on top
Marupinku: Where a little midget stands on his shoulders
Marupinku: Just taking hits
gengaoru: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Marupinku: DUDE
Marupinku: YOU JUST PICTURED THAT DIDn'T YOU?
gengaoru: YES
Marupinku: TOSHIYA WALKING AROUND WITH A FISHBOWL BONG ON HIS HEAD WHILE A LITTLE DUDE IS TAKING HITS ON HIS SHOULDERS?
Marupinku: I'm trying to decide which is more ridiculous
Marupinku: The mask
Marupinku: Or when he used to put the bucket on his head.
gengaoru: when he put the bucket on his head I thought he was being funny
gengaoru: I am so disillusioned :(
Marupinku: Oh god
Marupinku: I have to make a gif.
Marupinku: Of the chorus
Marupinku: Where he puts his arms out
Marupinku: And then it ends
gengaoru: IKR?
Marupinku: And he wraps his arms up
Marupinku: I'm making a gif of that tomorrow
gengaoru: where does he start making faces at the camera anyway?
Marupinku: Right at the end
Marupinku: He rips the mask off
Marupinku: And then glares at the camera
Marupinku: And shit
Marupinku: 3:33
gengaoru: AHAHAHHAAHAHA
Marupinku: RIGHT?
gengaoru: HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO GET STUNG BY A BEE
Marupinku: AHAHAHAHAHA
Marupinku: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Marupinku: THIS VIDEO
Marupinku: IT'S LIKE
Marupinku: SO FUNNY
Marupinku: WHY IS IT SO FUNNY DUDE?
gengaoru: dude you know what they should've done?
Marupinku: Played it up more
gengaoru: they should've played maggots unplugged right after that
gengaoru: so people would think there REALLY WAS a bee in there
gengaoru: kyo looks all cross-eyed... and then starts screaming hysterically
gengaoru: people would be like SHIT
gengaoru: IS IT ONE OF THOSE KILLER GIANT FUCKING JAPANESE BEES?
gengaoru: EVERYONE GET OUT OF THE WAY
Marupinku: I'm starting to think Kyo isn't actually pronouncing the words he growls
Marupinku: He just makes growly noises
gengaoru: HAHAHAHA HE ISN'T HOLY SHIT
gengaoru: HE'S JUST GOING DERP DERP
gengaoru: HUR HUR HURRRR
gengaoru: I'M MANLY HURRRRRRRR
Marupinku: I have to watch HYDRA-666- again
Marupinku: Because
Marupinku: Kyo
Marupinku: Doing the jesus pose
Marupinku: Wearing that mask
Marupinku: Wrapping his arms up
Marupinku: AND
Marupinku: Saying derp derp
Marupinku: ...
Marupinku: Oh god
Marupinku: I don't think he's AlwAYS just making noises.
Marupinku: Like I'm watching GAIKA
Marupinku: And in part you can understand the words
Marupinku: But othertimes it just sounds like he's going GROWL.
Marupinku: GROWL.
Marupinku: I'M SO FUCKING METAL.
Marupinku: I think it's funny as hell
Marupinku: That since like.
Marupinku: He learned how to growl
Marupinku: IT'S ALL HE DOES
Marupinku: I mean.
Marupinku: C'mon Kyo.
Marupinku: Growling isn't THAT difficult.
gengaoru: it's like when a kid figures out how to masturbate
gengaoru: and he's all
gengaoru: OMG
gengaoru: I CAN DO THIS NEAT THING
gengaoru: I'M GOING TO DO IT ALL THE TIME
Not included in this transcript is our reaction to the part where Kyo stands there in a crucifiction pose -- which is nothing new... but now he fucking got the camera crew to PROJECT IT ONTO THE BIG SCREEN BEHIND THEM. To FURTHER emphasize what a tremendously pretentious dipshit he is -- I mean... uh... underscore the message of, like... pain and suffering and shit. You know, like how Jesus suffered. That is so fucking deep, man. BRB, getting my hip waders.
INTRIGUED? GET OUT YOUR PARENTS' CREDIT CARDS, KIDS! IT'S TIME TO MAKE ANOTHER DONATION TO THE DIR EN GREY FOUNDATION. KAORU'S COMPENSATED DATES DON'T PAY FOR THEMSELVES, YOU KNOW.