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Happy inauguration day everyone! I can't wait until Obama starts repealing all those shitty last-minute changes Bush made! And some of the shitty non-last-minute ones!
In unrelated news, I had a pretty bizarro dream last night. I was in the bathroom with my ex for some ungodly reason, and he was trying to be cute and seductive and I was just getting annoyed with him. He used some shitty pick up line or something I guess, and I just told him to fuck off, and he was saying that it would TOTALLY have worked for some asshole sci fi writer who was known for randomly groping women's tits. I was like, oh for fuck's sake, are you serious? Then he tried to rape me, and I grabbed his balls and crushed them until he cried and started whining at me that I was SOOOO MEAN TO HIM.
The weird thing is, I wasn't scared at all. I was just annoyed, and when he started crying I thought it was hilarious. During the dream I was all LOL, I HAVE TO REMEMBER THIS WHEN I WAKE UP. Apparently my dream self is even meaner than my waking self. I hope to one day emulate her.
In unrelated news, I had a pretty bizarro dream last night. I was in the bathroom with my ex for some ungodly reason, and he was trying to be cute and seductive and I was just getting annoyed with him. He used some shitty pick up line or something I guess, and I just told him to fuck off, and he was saying that it would TOTALLY have worked for some asshole sci fi writer who was known for randomly groping women's tits. I was like, oh for fuck's sake, are you serious? Then he tried to rape me, and I grabbed his balls and crushed them until he cried and started whining at me that I was SOOOO MEAN TO HIM.
The weird thing is, I wasn't scared at all. I was just annoyed, and when he started crying I thought it was hilarious. During the dream I was all LOL, I HAVE TO REMEMBER THIS WHEN I WAKE UP. Apparently my dream self is even meaner than my waking self. I hope to one day emulate her.