this has nothing to do with anything, I just thought it was funny

Nov 02, 2008 21:58

marupinku: Y'know what's awesome about Dial Up?
gengaoru: I give up
marupinku: Aside from nothing.
gengaoru: ;D
marupinku: When I use Soulseek
marupinku: My download maxes at 5kb/s
marupinku: Which is what I used to get some some people before, who had bad connections
marupinku: So now I get that from everyone
marupinku: So it's not slow anymore
marupinku: But it's actually fast.
marupinku: The slowest speed I used to get before, seems fast to me now.
gengaoru: yeah that's pretty awesome all right
marupinku: I KNOW IT'S NOT
marupinku: BUT SHUT UP
marupinku: ._.
marupinku: Let me try to convince myself it's cool.
gengaoru: ok
marupinku: To wait 20 minutes for a song to download
gengaoru: it's hipster irony
gengaoru: sure you COULD have fucking lightning fast broadband like everyone else
gengaoru: BUT YOU'RE TOO COOL FOR THAT SHIT
gengaoru: EVERYBODY'S TOO FAST
marupinku: No, actually I couldn't
marupinku: It doesn't come here.
gengaoru: I know
gengaoru: but don't tell people that
gengaoru: they'll think you're not really cool
marupinku: I'm so fucking hipster.
marupinku: That I don't even WANT broadband.
gengaoru: you're intentionally downloading slowly to show just how fucking laid-back you are
gengaoru: you don't even rush DOWNLOADS
marupinku: I go to coffee shops
marupinku: And ask for dial up connections
gengaoru: like slow down, speed demons
gengaoru: stop and smell the kilobytes
marupinku: Because otherwise it's like.
marupinku: Jesus
marupinku: I want to actually enjoy my internet, okay?
gengaoru: GOD SLOW DOWN YOU COULD HURT SOMEONE WITH THAT CONNECTION
marupinku: Not rush through it like it's a race.
gengaoru: When you go slowly you can SAVOR THE EXPERIENCE
marupinku: Now I just need some ridiculous facial hair

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