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[gengaoru]

You know what would be fucking amazing?

If people would start chucking these on stage at dir en grey concerts during GLASS SKIN. Preferably aiming directly over Die's head. I bet Kaoru would bitch about it being distracting but pfft, it's his fault for letting them put goddamn dinosaurs in the video. He has it coming.

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[fehriku]

I WILL DO IT 8D

Toshiya would totally be like OMGOMGOMGOMG PLAAAAANES *RUNS AFTER THEM*

[gengaoru]

ahahaha do you think he's a cat or something?

[fehriku]

I think he's easily amused. I.E. TANK.

Or he WAS. They're SRS BZNZ now, but his OMG HALF-SHAVED HEAD gives me hope :3

[gengaoru]

I totally don't believe he's srs bznz. Have you seen any pictures of him drunk? He's a total dork, he just tries to play along with the silly image Kaoru and Kyo are trying to cultivate for the band.

And his half-shaved head is going to be so awesome as soon as he lets the stubble grow out, I swear to god. And I'm still holding onto the hope that it's a mohawk he just let flop to one side. But if not, a Delirium hairstyle would be fucking epic. Especially if he started wearing fishnet shirts like her.

[fehriku]

Exactly. He just needs A PLANE something to distract him and make him act like the REAL Toshiya.

FUCKEN HELL DELIRIUM!TOSHIYA WOULD BE THE BEST THING EVAR. ESPECIALLY IF HE STARTS TALKING LIKE HER.

[gengaoru]

AND MAKING LITTLE FISHIES AND FROGGIES APPEAR IN THE AIR OMG

MAYBE KAORU CAN START DRESSING LIKE DREAM TOO! HE'S ALREADY GOTH ENOUGH AMIRITE? or maybe he could be Death since he looks like a chick these days

And if Shinya were hotter he could be Desire, he already has the girly hips.

[fehriku]

AND LITTLE DICKS FOR DIE TO PRACTICE ON :D :D

Psssshh Kaoru would TOTALLY be Destiny. Can't you just seem him stomping around like OHHHHHH I FORESEE THE FUTUUUUUURE AND THE PAAAAAAST AND OH SHIT WHERE'S MY BOOK D:
And Die would be Destruction because RED HAIR.

OMG DUDE I TOTALLY SAW A DIE/DESIRE FIC AAAAGES AGO AND WAS LIKE KANGDIANGLASDNGKD O__________O EXCEPT I DON'T KNOW WHERE I SAW IT AND I DIDN'T SAVE IT D:

[gengaoru]

Die doesn't need little dicks to practice on, he needs HUGE FUCKING MONSTER HORSECOCKS

I sporfled over Destiny!Kaoru. He wants people to think he's like Destiny, but deep down inside, he's more like Death or Delirium or something. Which is why he should be Dream, because Dream is pretentious as fuck, especially for someone who dresses like a silly goth.

Die I could sort of see as Destruction because he's all OMG I WANT TO BE A SENSITIVE ARTIST but he kind of fails. I could so see him having a talking dog that snarks him constantly.

Okay Die/Desire I could totally see because he'd be all OKAY IT'S NOT GAY BECAUSE IT HAS A VAG TOO, RIGHT?? EVEN THOUGH IT WAS FUCKING ME UP THE ASS I MEAN... THERE'S GOTTA BE A CLAUSE FOR THAT, RIGHT?

[fehriku]

Well, they're to-scale replica's of Kaoru's so he'll be completely familiar with it.

Dream is such a dumbass. I love him. He's like I AM ~MORPHEUS~ LORD OF ~DREAMS~ AND ~SAND~ and everyone else is like YOUR HELMET IS STUPID and he's like ;_________;
But he couldn't be Death, because Death is basically one of those black church ladies without the hat (or, you know, the age or the skin color or the body type).

And he'd eventually just be like FUCK THIS I QUIT ;___; and go off to ~discover himself~

HERMAPHRODITES DON'T COUNT :O
Except I think it was a bit more angsty anddo you know what you really want? than that xD

[gengaoru]

-LOLOLOL but there's one problem with your joke. Kaoru doesn't do guys because he's a LESBIAN

-Okay that's another reason why Kaoru should be dream. He would motherfucking love that helmet. You know I'm right. I'm not seeing the church lady thing re: Death, though. She's more OH HEY GUYS I LIKE FRIENDS :) She's almost more Toshiya than anyone else, honestly. They're both so cheerful and cute. But too late, Toshiya's already Delirium due to HAIR reasons. And because creating frogs out of thin air would rule.

-also LOL @ angsty Die/Desire slash. Oh god that would be amazing. Was it slash or het? Do I even want to know?

Also, decided that Kyo is definitely Despair. You cannot make me change my mind about that one. THEY EVEN BOTH HAVE PET RATS AND CUT OPEN THEIR MOUTHS WITH HOOKS FFS. HE PROBABLY ALREADY READS SANDMAN AND WENT "OMFG I WANNA BE HER EXCEPT NOT A FAT LADY"

[fehriku]

Everyone's got dreams.

She just seems like the type of person who'd be like OH HONEY LET ME HELP YOU WITH YOUR PROBLEMS...CHILE THAT MAN AIN'T TREATIN' YOU RIGHT YOU WANT ME TO COME OVER AND GIVE HIM AN ASS-WHUPPIN'? Like, she's all warm and cuddly but she won't take shit from anyone.
I could see Dream!Toshiya. He'd look good in her outfits.

It was kind of...both. Because Desire was being all ambiguous-gender and Die was like UM I FUCKEN DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON and Desire was like THAT'S OKAY I'LL FUCK WITH YOUR MIND ANYWAY >D

Yessssss I was totally trying to figure out who he'd be and I forgot about her xDD He so would be.

[gengaoru]

Death is a sassy mammy now?

Also, Dream totally isn't a "her" D:

AND SHINYA IS LUCIEN. Except I guess Lucien probably isn't weird enough. Are there any aliens in Sandman? I forget.

[fehriku]

Yes. In my mind, at least. She seems like she has an inner BBW, too.

...What. What are you talking about.

HE DOES SEEM LIKE THE CONSTANTLY-HARASSED LIBRARIAN TYPE. And there were probably aliens at some point, I just have no idea when. *needs to reread the series*

[gengaoru]

I could see Dream!Toshiya. He'd look good in her outfits.

You called Dream a her, right?

[fehriku]

...I meant Death.

STFU I'm tired ;_;

[gengaoru]

Dude Toshiya would look hilarious in a spaghetti strap tank top, especially now. But other than that, yeah, I could see it. There was one picture of Death in a sort of tulle-y skirt that Toshiya's costume in Garden TOTALLY FUCKING REMINDS ME OF. I forget where I saw it, though. God I loved his Garden costume. I don't give a shit if that makes me lame, THE FISH FINS WERE COOL.

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