this fandom frustrates me sometimes

[gengaoru]

I always know I'm not going to like a fic when the word "slut" is right in the goddamn summary.Seriously, when will people stop portraying Toshiya as some kind of rebellious Catholic school girl who secretly is deeply ashamed of his sexual urges and just does anal to preserve his virginity? It's fucking creepy! It's bad enough that so many girls

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[fehriku]

Toshiya seems like the type of person who'd either have a lotttttttttttt of fun with sex or just kind of...ignore it. But I don't think of him as a slut =\ EXCEPT FOR YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO ENJOYS SEX IS OBVIOUSLY A HUGE WHORE.

[gengaoru]

Whether or not Toshiya is slutty, I highly doubt he'd sit around going OH GOD I WANT TO HAVE SEX, I'M SUCH A WHORE! WHY CAN'T I CURE MYSELF OF MY ADDICTION TO SEX AND OTHER THINGS THAT GIVE ME INSTANT PHYSICAL GRATIFICATION, LIKE EATING CHOCOLATE AND GETTING DRUNK? I SHOULD JUST MAKE FRIENDS WITH PEOPLE I THINK ARE HOT AND NOT HAVE SEX WITH THEM. THEN I SHOULD GO GET A CUPBOARD FULL OF CHOCOLATE AND A REFRIGERATOR FULL OF BEER AND JUST STARE AT THEM. FOREVER. THIS IS MUCH HEALTHIER THAN ACTUALLY ENJOYING LIFE.

I just don't see that happening.

[fehriku]

THAT JUST MADE MY NIGHT OMFG xDDDDDDDDDDD

One day I will do that. Just stare at porn and beer and chocolate and angst about how I'm not doing anything with it.

[gengaoru]

Then Jesus will love you. Jesus fucking LOVES angsty weirdos who deprive themselves of shit just for the hell of it. I read it in the Bible.

[fehriku]

Jesus already loves me! I read it on a billboard in Seattle :DD Plus the nice man with the Bibles told me so.

[gengaoru]

Jesus will love you MORE if you wear a hair shirt and forsake fun forever. Right now Jesus just loves you as a friend. But romantically, he's only interested in complicated women with a lot of emotional baggage. You know how it is.

[fehriku]

DUDE ON THE CRUISE THERE WAS TOTALLY THESE TWO GUYS (father and son) WHO HAD NATURAL HAIR TANKTOPS DDDDDDDDD: IT WAS SO GROSS.

Do you think he'd love me more if I were a hooker like Mary Magdalene? ;_;

[gengaoru]

Jesus will never love anyone like he loved Mary Magdalene, she was his gal pal. They saw Barbra Streissand movies and went shoe shopping together THAT KIND OF BOND CAN NEVER BE RECREATED.

[fehriku]

I CAN SIT THROUGH STREISAND MOVIES FOR JESUS ;__________________; AND I LOVE SHOES.

[gengaoru]

also, not that kind of hair shirt lololololol

[fehriku]

I know. But it made me think of that THANKS A LOT.