it probably looks pretty egotistical to quote a chatlog where I'm the only one talking, doesn't it?
well too bad I don't care
(3:56:18 AM) gengaoru: I'd like Kyo a lot better if he were always in "good sense of humor" mode and never in "HOLY SHIT I HATE THE UNIVERSE AND I AM JESUS AND YOU ALL ARE SCUM" mode
(3:57:24 AM) gengaoru: like fuck, who pissed in his cheerios this morning? I actually wonder if they do something to rile him up before interviews to get him to give a more controversial interview. Like how bullfighters slap around the bulls before the show to get them more aggressive
(3:58:41 AM) gengaoru: they're all "Okay, we can't have him talking about blue fish and eating ballpoint pens and shit, no one will buy that except for 12-year-olds who think he's kawaii... did you remember to bring the fake Fortune 500 magazine with Kisaki on the cover?" "Yes, boss..."
(4:01:33 AM) gengaoru: and Kyo's all "Man I'm having a good day today... I got a good night's sleep and my eggs were cooked just right and the first cab I hailed stopped for me on the way here, and I even found a 500 yen note on the way in the building! Things sure are looking up..." and then some expendable gofer meekly shuffles up to Kyo and goes "I was told to tell you that Kisaki got the Nobel Prize for physics this week..." and Kyo foams at the mouth and goes "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? GODDAMNIT I HATE THIS UNIVERSE. I WANT TO KILL EVERYONE!"
(4:03:06 AM) gengaoru: I bet Kaoru does the same thing when Kyo's writing lyrics. "Okay, look, Kyo... the message of our band is to spread pain and suffering, and 'I like monkeys, yeah yeah yeah, let's have some ice cream, whoa whoa whoa' just will not cut it for the lyrics of this song." "Well, fuck you, I like monkeys and ice cream!" "...I didn't want to have to do this, but your ex-girlfriend called. She says Kisaki has a bigger dick than you." "... I CHANGED MY MIND. I HATE MONKEYS AND ICE CREAM. THEY DO NOTHING BUT REMIND ME OF MY PAIN AND SUFFERING NOW."
(3:56:18 AM) gengaoru: I'd like Kyo a lot better if he were always in "good sense of humor" mode and never in "HOLY SHIT I HATE THE UNIVERSE AND I AM JESUS AND YOU ALL ARE SCUM" mode
(3:57:24 AM) gengaoru: like fuck, who pissed in his cheerios this morning? I actually wonder if they do something to rile him up before interviews to get him to give a more controversial interview. Like how bullfighters slap around the bulls before the show to get them more aggressive
(3:58:41 AM) gengaoru: they're all "Okay, we can't have him talking about blue fish and eating ballpoint pens and shit, no one will buy that except for 12-year-olds who think he's kawaii... did you remember to bring the fake Fortune 500 magazine with Kisaki on the cover?" "Yes, boss..."
(4:01:33 AM) gengaoru: and Kyo's all "Man I'm having a good day today... I got a good night's sleep and my eggs were cooked just right and the first cab I hailed stopped for me on the way here, and I even found a 500 yen note on the way in the building! Things sure are looking up..." and then some expendable gofer meekly shuffles up to Kyo and goes "I was told to tell you that Kisaki got the Nobel Prize for physics this week..." and Kyo foams at the mouth and goes "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? GODDAMNIT I HATE THIS UNIVERSE. I WANT TO KILL EVERYONE!"
(4:03:06 AM) gengaoru: I bet Kaoru does the same thing when Kyo's writing lyrics. "Okay, look, Kyo... the message of our band is to spread pain and suffering, and 'I like monkeys, yeah yeah yeah, let's have some ice cream, whoa whoa whoa' just will not cut it for the lyrics of this song." "Well, fuck you, I like monkeys and ice cream!" "...I didn't want to have to do this, but your ex-girlfriend called. She says Kisaki has a bigger dick than you." "... I CHANGED MY MIND. I HATE MONKEYS AND ICE CREAM. THEY DO NOTHING BUT REMIND ME OF MY PAIN AND SUFFERING NOW."