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Last night I had the weirdest dream. It started when I bought a bunch of pot and was going to go up to my bedroom at my old house to smoke it (I'm not really sure why, I don't do drugs and I've never dreamt about doing them before), and my mom stopped me and unloaded a bunch of cookies and brownies on me to eat for research. Uhhhhh... okay.
Oh, that's not true, it started when my old next-door neighbor warned me that if I wasn't outside at 7 am the next morning to negotiate with vandals, they'd egg my house. But the important part happened when I got back up to my room.
Suddenly and without warning, the dream shifted into some bizarre Dir en grey/the Legend of Zelda/a Christmas Carol/the Godfather crossover fanfic that had been published in Shoxx and was being acted out. It was written by a guy who interviewed Die and Kaoru. I forget how the story started out, but eventually there was this little castle town thing and someone said they brought gifts or something, and they were the Ghost of Christmas Past, the Ghost of Christmas Present, and the Ghost of Christmas FREEZING, and when that guy showed up, everyone in the castle town got covered in ice. I think I reasoned in the dream that they couldn't use all three of the ghosts for copyright infringement reasons, so they made up their own third guy.
Then I think it turned out that the ghost of Freezing was Kaoru. He was all "Oh shit, I froze everyone and I didn't mean to!" I think he and Die had to go back to the Christmas Ghost Headquarters to find a more powerful ghost to unfreeze them. So they go back to the office, and it's this mafia don, and he's supposed to tell them what to do, except then Kaoru accidentally wilts all the plants in the room and makes the head Christmas Ghost pass out or possibly die, and it becomes apparent that the people in the Zelda castle town will never become unfrozen. And then the dream goes "And obviously Die and Kaoru did NOT end up together."
Holy shit what the fuck, did someone lace my bedsheets with lsd before I went to bed?
Oh, that's not true, it started when my old next-door neighbor warned me that if I wasn't outside at 7 am the next morning to negotiate with vandals, they'd egg my house. But the important part happened when I got back up to my room.
Suddenly and without warning, the dream shifted into some bizarre Dir en grey/the Legend of Zelda/a Christmas Carol/the Godfather crossover fanfic that had been published in Shoxx and was being acted out. It was written by a guy who interviewed Die and Kaoru. I forget how the story started out, but eventually there was this little castle town thing and someone said they brought gifts or something, and they were the Ghost of Christmas Past, the Ghost of Christmas Present, and the Ghost of Christmas FREEZING, and when that guy showed up, everyone in the castle town got covered in ice. I think I reasoned in the dream that they couldn't use all three of the ghosts for copyright infringement reasons, so they made up their own third guy.
Then I think it turned out that the ghost of Freezing was Kaoru. He was all "Oh shit, I froze everyone and I didn't mean to!" I think he and Die had to go back to the Christmas Ghost Headquarters to find a more powerful ghost to unfreeze them. So they go back to the office, and it's this mafia don, and he's supposed to tell them what to do, except then Kaoru accidentally wilts all the plants in the room and makes the head Christmas Ghost pass out or possibly die, and it becomes apparent that the people in the Zelda castle town will never become unfrozen. And then the dream goes "And obviously Die and Kaoru did NOT end up together."
Holy shit what the fuck, did someone lace my bedsheets with lsd before I went to bed?