Update

Sep 18, 2005 09:20

Today I renamed the large, gray, 10 lb mass that allegedly is a cat (but is more aptly described as a furry ball of doom) Hell Spawn. This came to me while it was lying on my stomach and crushing the wind out of me, then was further reinforced when it got into my underwear drawer and started throwing my panties across my closet.

Rehearsals start today. I am going to shit myself I am so nervous. Seriously. Going to take a giant crap in my pants. EEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! And no one wants to be around when that happens, not even me.
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