Talking Like Shakespeare
Here do I wish thee a joyful Talk Like Shakespeare Day and suggest that thou get thyself to the playhouse of La Costa (Elston and Central Park) on Monday next or through the 30th of May. There shall many lovely, warlike maidens enact for thee the Tragedie of Macbeth! Come join the Bard-ly revels! http://www.babeswithblades.org/Macbeth.html
(Seriously, though, I wonder what Barbara Gaines had to do to get Daley to make that proclamation. Methinks she may have powers beyond those dreamt of in our philosophy.)