（ ₀₃. ） ❝so let's sing together❞

[generose]

( so two clones walk into a bar... wait, no, no. try that again. two clones are standing in the general store and staring intently at a written list that elizabeth is holding. frankly this is a little overwhelming for the two for a multitude of reasons that napoleon will no doubt speak up on in due time. )

So what was the purpose of this trip

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[armywithcountry]

[Lalala just buying beer and more beer and also beer. Glances towards the two, then back down at the beer.

. . . hang on, that boy looks kinda familiar. He's definitely seen that face somewhere . . . only older . . .]

[armywithcountry]

You -- !

[CHARGING THROUGH AISLES AND LEAPING OVER DISPLAYS LIKE A BOSS OH SHIT NAPOLEON HERE COMES AN ENRAGED ALBINO HEADING YOUR WAY WITH A SWORD]

[generose]

[ elizabeth perks up some at the rather loud was, oh dear, what is this white blur charging toward the two of them? shakily pointing. ]

Um, Napoleon. Friend of yours?

[neantmoins]

[ ALREADY RUNNING IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION LIKE A BOSS, BECAUSE WHAT THE HELL. WHO GOES THE GROCERY STORE WITH A SWORD? ]

[armywithcountry]

[THIS MOTHERFUCKER DOES. YOU'RE JUST LUCKY HE DOESN'T REMEMBER THAT HE ALSO CARRIES AT LEAST THREE GUNS ON HIM AT ALL TIMES. CHASING AFTER NAPOLEON LIKE A BOSS, SHOUTING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS AND OCCASIONALLY KICKING DRONES OUT OF THE WAY.]

Hahaha, trying to retreat again, are you? Come back here, you coward! Face your beating like a man!

[generose]

( fuck my life. and she'll be chasing after this disaster waiting to happen. )

Napoleon!

[neantmoins]

It is easier to brave and threaten, than to conquer an enemy!

[ his sprint comes to slow as he reaches out and grabs a... mop.

oh, if he only had his sword. but he sighs, bracing himself. ]

... Elizabeth! You might want to get out of her! England would possibly kill me if something happened to his Queen because of a madman.

[armywithcountry]

You would know that, wouldn't you? Don't worry, if you want me to conquer your sorry ass that badly, I will!

[He also stops, smirking as he brings up his sword, then blinks.]

. . . Elizabeth?

[generose]

( ignoring prussia for now, because oh my god napoleon. put that mop down before you hurt someone--namely, yourself. stepping right up and aiming a punch for the other's shoulder. )

What are you doing!? Do you want to get in trouble and made into one of those creepy drones?

( turning toward prussia now. ) Yes, Elizabeth! Elizabeth Tudor.

[neantmoins]

[ better than being hit with a chair at any rate! but still, ow, sorta ow. ]

What am I doing? What are you doing? This isn't getting out of the way Elizabeth, it's the exact opposite of that.

[ sigh. ] Yeah, remember the clone thing I mentioned? Well she's the clone of Queen Elizabeth I.

[armywithcountry]

[Just. So confused. Can we go back to the part where he kicks Napoleon's ass, he likes that part.]

England's Elizabeth? [STILL DOES NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT A CLONE IS.] Hey, wait your turn! You can beat him up after I'm done with him. I'll even make sure he's still conscious.

[generose]

No! You're not touching him, beating him, whatever! So keep away from him!

( and to make her point she might have thrown one of the eggs she had just picked up prussia's way. clearly the real point behind stopping this lost somewhere... )

[neantmoins]

[ holy shit. elizabeth, this is not how this sort of thing works. napoleon might be bracing himself to grab her and run now instead of defending himself. ]

[armywithcountry]

[LUCKILY FOR ELIZABETH PRUSSIA DOESN'T HIT GIRLS as often or unless they're Hungary. Though he might change his mind if she keeps throwing eggs at him.]

What the fuck! You know who this guy is, right? If you're really one of England's, you should be trying to kick his ass! I won't hold back if you're allying with him!

[generose]

( she's already got another in hand. )

Of course I know who he is! We grew up together, he's one of my friends. And fine then, consider this my declaration of alliance. So see if I care, but you're not hurting one of my friends!

[neantmoins]

[ you are his new favorite person at the moment. ]

... Heh, what is those English say? God Save the Queen? You get yourself into to much trouble, you know?