Aug 18, 2005 14:11
Did you guys know that the oil in the Middle East is 'dirty'?
Well, let me clue you in - it totally is, my boss said so. That's why we're not stealing oil from them: all their oil is dirty, and we don't want to pay the ginormous price of refining it. Because, as everyone knows, we don't have to refine oil from other parts of the world...
So yeah, all you liberals out there might as well jump on the Republican bandwagon now, because your House of Lies is about to fall!