I sometimes envy my drunk self

[generic_asian]

For one thing, I become very, very, decisive. My guard may be down, but somehow I become extra cautious with my words. I know what to say, and when to say it. My timing is awesome... and sometimes things I already expect come my way. It's a great feeling, the mix of intoxication and pure genius.

Then again, who doesn't think all that when they're drunk?