MY "spider-sense" is tinggling... (read this LAFF TRIP!)
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
so i've got KASAYSAYAN class right? our lesson today was about the base culture and core population of the philippines. turns out ancestors natin ang mga Austranesians *blah blah blah*... anyway on to the funny bit. so anyway, according to prof vic villan (wahahahaa parang vicTOR villanUEVA... lalang) our ancestors contributed a ship design which had parang "stabilizers" on the sides... "katig" ata ang tawag dun sa thingies... and the sail was innovative... the over-all boat design was really good daw.
(i'm just building up the story like my prof did)
so how do these austranesians navigate? they navigate because they know the way of nature... the wind, the stars, the flight path of birds, etc. he also said that there was one thing that posed as a major threat to sailboats. These were corals and/or coral reefs that were poking out such that they could damage or puncture the boat. so here comes the interesting part, in order to avoid and navigate around these corals, a navigator was usually stationed at the front of the ship and he would be able to tell if they were corals approaching. so... in our heads we were all asking "how the hell would he do that?... a device of some sort perhaps?" so mr. vic villan explained and so i quote, "so doon, ung tao na nasa harapan nung bangka... ung kamay nya nakahawak sa KWAN niya."
WTF?!?!?! they could tell danger by grasping their balls?! what the hell?
"kasi daw nag sh-shrink daw pag may corals na lumapit..."
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
WOW. ok boys, GRAB A HOLD OF YOUR BALLS AND SURE ENOUGH YOU'LL KNOW IF DANGER IS APPROACHING...
hmmmm... my "man-sense in tinggling..."
WOOOOHOOOO... grabe kaka bobo un ah. X__X
so i've got KASAYSAYAN class right? our lesson today was about the base culture and core population of the philippines. turns out ancestors natin ang mga Austranesians *blah blah blah*... anyway on to the funny bit. so anyway, according to prof vic villan (wahahahaa parang vicTOR villanUEVA... lalang) our ancestors contributed a ship design which had parang "stabilizers" on the sides... "katig" ata ang tawag dun sa thingies... and the sail was innovative... the over-all boat design was really good daw.
(i'm just building up the story like my prof did)
so how do these austranesians navigate? they navigate because they know the way of nature... the wind, the stars, the flight path of birds, etc. he also said that there was one thing that posed as a major threat to sailboats. These were corals and/or coral reefs that were poking out such that they could damage or puncture the boat. so here comes the interesting part, in order to avoid and navigate around these corals, a navigator was usually stationed at the front of the ship and he would be able to tell if they were corals approaching. so... in our heads we were all asking "how the hell would he do that?... a device of some sort perhaps?" so mr. vic villan explained and so i quote, "so doon, ung tao na nasa harapan nung bangka... ung kamay nya nakahawak sa KWAN niya."
WTF?!?!?! they could tell danger by grasping their balls?! what the hell?
"kasi daw nag sh-shrink daw pag may corals na lumapit..."
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
WOW. ok boys, GRAB A HOLD OF YOUR BALLS AND SURE ENOUGH YOU'LL KNOW IF DANGER IS APPROACHING...
hmmmm... my "man-sense in tinggling..."
WOOOOHOOOO... grabe kaka bobo un ah. X__X