The key to happiness
I keep my keys on a D-ring on one of my belt loops. As a system administrator I have a number of keys - key to the building, key to the equipment cabinet, key to the laptop cabinet, key to my filing cabinet. Also the house key, car key, and gym locker key. I also keep a handcuff key on the ring.
So I'm walking from the lab to the lobby with nonspecific pretty girl from the lab. She comments that I have a lot of keys. So I told her what they all do. I got to the handcuff key and she said "that one's interesting" (she didn't seem to know what it was).
"It's a handcuff key", says I.
"Side hobby? Side job?", she said, heading for the ladies' room.
I winked and responded that it was a side hobby.
So I'm walking from the lab to the lobby with nonspecific pretty girl from the lab. She comments that I have a lot of keys. So I told her what they all do. I got to the handcuff key and she said "that one's interesting" (she didn't seem to know what it was).
"It's a handcuff key", says I.
"Side hobby? Side job?", she said, heading for the ladies' room.
I winked and responded that it was a side hobby.