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[So, one Masaomi Kida arrived a little while ago now. He skimmed the guide, a little, he listened to the words of people issuing warnings about things through the book a little more and... didn't use this book yet because it weirds him out to use a book like that. But he has gone to the welcome center! And talked to some people so

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[Willow's still trying to get used to this new place, so she's taking yet another walk around the village. It's so busy, but definitely worth looking around. Currently, she's really taking a good look at the fountain, where she first arrived. Yes, Kida, go hit on the lesbian.

Pre-pistol. It'll be awkward enough |D; ]

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[Out of nowhere, suddenly, a flying Kida jumps into this scene! No really he literally jumps and ends up on the outer railing of fountain. Waving his arms for a while he eventually gets a balance and then looks from Willow to the reflection she has in the water and back to her-]

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There are two gorgeous ladies here, but you're not as wet~! I don't want to burning flame in my heart you're made to go out-

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[ Okay, yeah, she jumps in surprise and backs away quickly, before realizing-

...he's just a boy... kid... man... male who is apparently flirting with her. Awkward. ]

Uh, I-I don't think there's a burning flame anywhere that would work for this.

[ Because seriously, dude. That's a teeeeerrible pick-up line. Also, she's gay, so it's not really working on her. ]

[generalflirt]

[It's not terrible, he learned it from Twilight somewhere relevant! But he smiles, unabashed, and teeters his heels on the edge of the fountain's outer edge here]

Reeeeally? I can think of a few.

[slayersidekick]

Like what?

[generalflirt]

The Olympic flame!

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...I don't see how that's relevant. [ ...whaaaat... ]

[generalflirt]

Neeeh? Really?

[slayersidekick]

Okay, the Olympic flame is pretty big, but it only burns once every four years and it's nowhere near this dimension. So, no... not really.

[generalflirt]

But it burns so brightly in that short time that it can echo forever! Aaah~ It's like star crossed loves!

[slayersidekick]

...[ She stares disbelievingly at him. ]

Are the pick-up lines getting cheesier these days or am I just lucky?

[generalflirt]

Of course you're Super Lucky! After all, I'm here~!

[And with that... he leaps off the edge of the fountain to turn and smile at her]

[slayersidekick]

[ Pause for the awkward. And then the nerves hit. ]

Okay, for one thing, the cheesy liners don't always work. For another, uh... [ More awkward. Man, coming out to her friends was hard enough, but people she doesn't know? Who are hitting on her? Worse. Much worse. ]

[generalflirt]

[And he eagerly awaits part 2. For a moment... but then after she pauses a bit he smiles and grins at her before anything]

Oooh~ oooh~? Has my handsomeness left you at a loss for words?

[slayersidekick]

O-okay, look, if you're really set on doing this, first, no, and second, uh... no offense to you, I'm sure you're a great guy, but I'm kinda gay. So, uh, you should probably focus on someone else.