Evil Corp. Update
The Evil Corperation has issued the following messages.
Remember Evil Corp. takes no responsiblity for any grammar and/or spelling mistakes. Pointing them out will infer that you feel that your superiors are not doing a sufficient job and proving that you think you can do better. If you think you can do better, you will be put through trails to see if you can. If you fail to swim through lava, then your wages are forfiet. Also the cost for this test will be deducted from your pay.
Holiday leave is to be increased by one day. This will occur on Tuesday. This event is occuring in celebration of your Emporer having a hair wash. All hail his clean hair. All employees will be required to wash their hair on Tuesday's, failure to do so will result in delousing. Obviously not washing your hair will result in louse. These cannot be allowed to leave. Your head will be dunked in a mild acid, and any other areas which are hairy. The acid will be one molar HCl. Praise your leader, for he is great and has very clean hair.
Thank you for listening to this broadcast.
Due to the time you have expended reading this your working day will be extended by fifteen minutes. We don't want you to miss your quotas. Not fufilling quotas affects us all.
The Evil Corp. Bringing hydrogen atoms together for a bigger bang.
Remember Evil Corp. takes no responsiblity for any grammar and/or spelling mistakes. Pointing them out will infer that you feel that your superiors are not doing a sufficient job and proving that you think you can do better. If you think you can do better, you will be put through trails to see if you can. If you fail to swim through lava, then your wages are forfiet. Also the cost for this test will be deducted from your pay.
Holiday leave is to be increased by one day. This will occur on Tuesday. This event is occuring in celebration of your Emporer having a hair wash. All hail his clean hair. All employees will be required to wash their hair on Tuesday's, failure to do so will result in delousing. Obviously not washing your hair will result in louse. These cannot be allowed to leave. Your head will be dunked in a mild acid, and any other areas which are hairy. The acid will be one molar HCl. Praise your leader, for he is great and has very clean hair.
Thank you for listening to this broadcast.
Due to the time you have expended reading this your working day will be extended by fifteen minutes. We don't want you to miss your quotas. Not fufilling quotas affects us all.
The Evil Corp. Bringing hydrogen atoms together for a bigger bang.