Major tom this is birth control!
Ahem, yes i need my baron knight cd's up here. Well tiddly winks and fried banana salad!
All of those who can read Dawn's journal replies will find out i found a pigeon that had met a grizzly end, i.e it had been decapitated, obviously was keeping up payments to the squirrel mafia. Or someone has a pigeon head under their pillow, as they couldn't afford a horses head, damn pricey horses. Probably alright in france. Well thats the second pigeon death i have seen so far, the first was one that was upside down in a bin with its feet sticking up.
"Alright harold lovely day, fanc.... URGH, urgh" Archy has a sudden heart attack in midair, stands up prefectly straight, rotates 180 degrees, and plummets to bin.
Poor archy, well one less flying rat.
Oh apparently squirrels can die, they ran over one on the rotary sit on mower. Weeell... poor wee mr squirrel. Sorry matt i think they are mortal.
In less gruesome news... Something else happened... I had a shave?... Oh and Mark at work said i was a really nice person, fair too polite, and that they were going to have to toughen me up. So... if i come back and start head butting ppl, then they may have succeeded, probably too well. Saw Van Helsing, its rubbish. Saw Spiderman 2, thats good except some flaws, but Dr Octopus was great! Yay for good villians! Yay for Mr Kiplins Cherry bakewells, and are my flapjacks really that chewy?
All of those who can read Dawn's journal replies will find out i found a pigeon that had met a grizzly end, i.e it had been decapitated, obviously was keeping up payments to the squirrel mafia. Or someone has a pigeon head under their pillow, as they couldn't afford a horses head, damn pricey horses. Probably alright in france. Well thats the second pigeon death i have seen so far, the first was one that was upside down in a bin with its feet sticking up.
"Alright harold lovely day, fanc.... URGH, urgh" Archy has a sudden heart attack in midair, stands up prefectly straight, rotates 180 degrees, and plummets to bin.
Poor archy, well one less flying rat.
Oh apparently squirrels can die, they ran over one on the rotary sit on mower. Weeell... poor wee mr squirrel. Sorry matt i think they are mortal.
In less gruesome news... Something else happened... I had a shave?... Oh and Mark at work said i was a really nice person, fair too polite, and that they were going to have to toughen me up. So... if i come back and start head butting ppl, then they may have succeeded, probably too well. Saw Van Helsing, its rubbish. Saw Spiderman 2, thats good except some flaws, but Dr Octopus was great! Yay for good villians! Yay for Mr Kiplins Cherry bakewells, and are my flapjacks really that chewy?