Jul 18, 2007 00:04
We all have celebrities we wanna do. But how to organize all those fabulouly gorgeous people you want to bed?
Much like some famous people who flux between A,B and even D-Lists, so do our "love" interests.
We bring you, the ABC's of Celebrity Sex.
A+ List
The A+ List is reserved for your top five choices. Like, the ones you'd do ANYTHING in the Book to. You know who we mean.
A List
The A-List is reserved for those five who almost made it into the A+ list (and an agonizing choice it was, wasn’t it?), culminating in your top ten celebs.
B-List
The B-List is the list in which you put any and all people who didn’t make it into the A(s) list(s). It makes up all the ones you’d love to sleep with, but wouldn’t consider the TOP ten. Here you can put as many as you want.
C-List
The C-List is the area for those you might consider going to bed with. To put it short, put them in this list if upon asked the question, “would you?” you responded, “eh, why not?” There is no limit to this list.
D-List
The D-List is reserved for ten people you would sleep with only if someone put a gun to your head.
F-List
The F-List is for five people whom you would not have sex with if they were the last person on earth. If having sex with this person were to save humanity, you wouldn’t.
All F-List entries MUST be explained.