You know the last test? The one we all bombed? Well, I didn't study, but I made a little vocab list so I could at least make my way through. I had to work that morning and I tried to study the vocab whilst I as there. Anyway, SIG comes in and was all like "hey did you study?" I said that I didn't but I had made this little list. I showed it to him and I said that a lot of the terms delt with Christianity (because that's what we had just focused on, with the Grren adn White martyrdom and such), and as I was scanning his bottle of Coke, he said something to the fact (this is in no way verbatim) that Chritians were like Americans in that they just like to destroy things? Something like that.
So I went into my purse and pulled out my driver's lisence and showed it to him. I passed him his Coke and said "you're gonna need this to wash your foot down with." He got all flustered and was like, "oh...yeah..well...well...I stand by what I said! Americans just like to drop bombs on little brown people." He started to leave and called back, "But I like you though!" To which I just kinda dismissed with a wave. I wasn't unpleasant or nasty to him, but I made him feel like an ass, which was nice. And like I said, when he comes int the store, he's always "hey buddy," or "hey sunshine." Makes me want to pound his face in. :-D
You know the last test? The one we all bombed? Well, I didn't study, but I made a little vocab list so I could at least make my way through. I had to work that morning and I tried to study the vocab whilst I as there.
Anyway, SIG comes in and was all like "hey did you study?" I said that I didn't but I had made this little list. I showed it to him and I said that a lot of the terms delt with Christianity (because that's what we had just focused on, with the Grren adn White martyrdom and such), and as I was scanning his bottle of Coke, he said something to the fact (this is in no way verbatim) that Chritians were like Americans in that they just like to destroy things? Something like that.
So I went into my purse and pulled out my driver's lisence and showed it to him. I passed him his Coke and said "you're gonna need this to wash your foot down with." He got all flustered and was like, "oh...yeah..well...well...I stand by what I said! Americans just like to drop bombs on little brown people." He started to leave and called back, "But I like you though!"
To which I just kinda dismissed with a wave. I wasn't unpleasant or nasty to him, but I made him feel like an ass, which was nice. And like I said, when he comes int the store, he's always "hey buddy," or "hey sunshine." Makes me want to pound his face in.
:-D
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