WANKERS!
I have a wazzock commenting on my LJ. You know who you are, and doubtless you'll have a go at me about it here, too. But you know that you are, pure and simple, a pedantic wazzock who doesn't bother to READ THINGS before opening his or her trap
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...just not the cute fuzzy things, ok?
Vegetarians? Cool. Militant Vegans? Not. There's gotta be something chemically imbalanced with them because I can frequently... as in more often than not.. tell by the SMELL of someone what their diet is like and vegans have a really frightening ...eehhh..... grf.. how do i describe it? Unbalanced? Unhealthy? Inhuman? diet?
Most also have this phazer brained psychotic look and act like you're standing between them and a desperately needed bathroom... well... there's always the ones that hit the herb, but they're more hippie than vegan, and definately not militant, therefore not so unbearable.
Normally, I get myself in trouble for generalizing, but when it comes to militant vegans (militants, not the 'garden variety' vegetarians mind you... har, har), it's like the same thing is wrong with all of them... sort of like they have the same chemical imbalance or something.... that does make me wonder...
...and it also makes me hug a slab of beef, cowering in terror.
MOST Vegetarians are cool and laid back and don't make a stink about it... most, it's hard to tell unless you take them out to lunch or directly ask about it... it's just the psychos that give the rest such a bad name, sorta like media-happy pervy furs; does more damage than good.
"I was just standing there, admiring cow..... Mmmmmmm.... cow....."
-disgused hordling, The Horde
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"MOST Vegetarians are cool and laid back and don't make a stink about it... most, it's hard to tell unless you take them out to lunch or directly ask about it... it's just the psychos that give the rest such a bad name, sorta like media-happy pervy furs; does more damage than good."
I couldn't agree with you more, mate. Like I said, a lot of my friends are veggies, nice blokes. They're the "garden variety" as you punned it, nice blokes. Real cool guys. But I also know a couple of the militant variety, hence the rant. For want of a better term,
They are people who are a little too familiar with their right hands. Yep, that's right, they're
WANKERS.
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