OOC: (EVER-EXPANDING) LIST OF SIDE EFFECTS
TURNS INTO THE OPPOSITE SEX
IS SUDDENLY TWICE THEIR AGE
IS SUDDENLY HALF THEIR AGE
EXPERIENCES FREQUENT AND SUDDEN FITS OF RAGE
EXPERIENCES FREQUENT AND SUDDEN FITS OF SADNESS
FEELS THE URGE TO CONSTANTLY BURST INTO SONG
TURN INTO (OR BELIEVES THEY ARE) A TYPE OF FISH
TURN INTO (OR BELIEVES THEY ARE) A TYPE OF BIRD
TURN INTO (OR BELIEVES THEY ARE) A TYPE OF INSECT
TURN INTO (OR BELIEVES THEY ARE) A TYPE OF MAMMAL
SUFFERS FROM TOTAL AMNESIA
HOPELESSLY FALLS IN LOVE WITH THE FIRST PERSON WHO TALKS TO THEM OUTSIDE THIS POST
IS CONVINCED THEY ARE [PERSON TO BE DRAWN FROM A HAT]
IS CONVINCED THE LAST PERSON THEY TALKED TO WANTS TO KILL THEM
TURNS INVISIBLE
BLINDNESS
LOSES THE ABILITY TO SPEAK ENGLISH
CAN READ MINDS
CAN NO LONGER USE THE LETTER C
CAN NO LONGER USE THE LETTER O
CAN NO LONGER USE THE LETTER W
DEATH
SUDDEN URGE TO GET MARRIED AND TO HAVE CHILDREN (AGAIN/WITH SOMEBODY ELSE)
IS SUDDENLY AFRAID OF WATER
IS SUDDENLY AFRAID OF GERMS
LOOKS AND TALKS LIKE AN ALIEN
IS SUDDENLY IN LOVE WITH ONE OF THE CHARACTERS THEY USUALLY HATE
IS SUDDENLY REPULSED BY ONE OF THE CHARACTERS THEY USUALLY LOVE
TURNS INTO A VAMPIRE
TURNS INTO A ZOMBIE
BECOMES A STEREOTYPICALLY AND EXAGGERATEDLY GOOD PERSON
BECOMES A STEREOTYPICALLY AND EXAGGERATEDLY EVIL PERSON
CAN'T STAND WEARING CLOTHES
WANTS TO JUMP EVERY MAN IN RAPTURE
WANTS TO JUMP EVERY WOMAN IN RAPTURE
WANTS TO JUMP EVERY PERSON IN RAPTURE
CAN'T REFUSE ANY REQUEST THEY ARE GIVEN
TURNS INTO A LITTLE SISTER
TURNS INTO A BIG DADDY
TURNS INTO A WEREWOLF
TALKING REALLY FAST
TALKING REALLY SLOW
CROSSDRESSING
TURNING INTO [PERSON TO BE DRAWN FROM HAT]
THINKING EVERYBODY IS [PERSON TO BE DRAWN FROM HAT]
TURNING INTO A SECURITY BOT OR GUN TURRET
TALKING IN HAIKUS
TURNING INTO AN INANIMATE OBJECT
TURNING INTO A NON-CORPOREAL CONCEPT
NOT BEING ABLE TO USE VOWELS AT ALL
CONSTANTLY BEING HUNGRY
CONSTANTLY BEING HUNGRY... FOR HUMAN FLESH
PYROMANIA
KLEPTOMANIA
CONSTANT HAPPINESS