My Winter Break
Things I learned over break:
1. I need time to figure things out.
2. I love rum. I love straight rum. I don't like rum with anything else. Rum and Dr. Pepper is okay. In the end it was just better if some things weren't mixed, much like video games and oral sex.
3. I don't care for beer. I am not going to buy it again. That would be wasting money meant for other tastier beverages (i.e. water, Dr. Pepper, rum).
4. Sapporo is a shitty brand of beer. And it is really only Japanese in name.
5. All I want to do is cuddle when I am drunk.
6. I accept the fact that I am much more suited for a career in anthropology...if there are any careers in anthropology around now of days.
7. I get a better sense of how men are beggars and women are choosers.** Regardless of their roles they are both opportunistic. I don't need/want a girlfriend. To need/want something means you will actively seek out opportunities to obtain it (often for the lowest price or least effort). I don't want a romantic relationship to feel like looking for a good deal on a car.
8. Jordan supplies some of the most fascinating and intellectually stimulating conversation topics that I have ever encountered in or out of class.
9. There was no way I was going to get any work done...and I proved that.
10. Drawing penises with your friends is fucking ace.
See ya',
Gene
**(BTW!!! This is a joke but, there is really such a thing as Darwin's principle of sexual selection.)Based loosely off of Darwin's principle of sexual selection. Females invest more time into offspring (i.e. larger gametes) and are observed to be more choosy than males. My statement was made under the assumption that what if our subconsciouses are nothing more than a food seeking, sexmachines that are ruled by genes bent on existing, or mostly existing, by any means possible. This of course, is roughly the assumption that is common in most of behavioral ecology and only incidentally seem to be strangely familiar in the human world (:p lol).
1. I need time to figure things out.
2. I love rum. I love straight rum. I don't like rum with anything else. Rum and Dr. Pepper is okay. In the end it was just better if some things weren't mixed, much like video games and oral sex.
3. I don't care for beer. I am not going to buy it again. That would be wasting money meant for other tastier beverages (i.e. water, Dr. Pepper, rum).
4. Sapporo is a shitty brand of beer. And it is really only Japanese in name.
5. All I want to do is cuddle when I am drunk.
6. I accept the fact that I am much more suited for a career in anthropology...if there are any careers in anthropology around now of days.
7. I get a better sense of how men are beggars and women are choosers.** Regardless of their roles they are both opportunistic. I don't need/want a girlfriend. To need/want something means you will actively seek out opportunities to obtain it (often for the lowest price or least effort). I don't want a romantic relationship to feel like looking for a good deal on a car.
8. Jordan supplies some of the most fascinating and intellectually stimulating conversation topics that I have ever encountered in or out of class.
9. There was no way I was going to get any work done...and I proved that.
10. Drawing penises with your friends is fucking ace.
See ya',
Gene
**(BTW!!! This is a joke but, there is really such a thing as Darwin's principle of sexual selection.)Based loosely off of Darwin's principle of sexual selection. Females invest more time into offspring (i.e. larger gametes) and are observed to be more choosy than males. My statement was made under the assumption that what if our subconsciouses are nothing more than a food seeking, sexmachines that are ruled by genes bent on existing, or mostly existing, by any means possible. This of course, is roughly the assumption that is common in most of behavioral ecology and only incidentally seem to be strangely familiar in the human world (:p lol).