ES008: Kid Friendly

[gene_driver]

[There are splotches of water on the page]

...I'm assuming that all our weapons have been replaced with ineffective items.

If that's not the case, immediately return my normal gun to me. A water gun doesn't cause sufficient enough damage.

Comments

[dwn_infinite]

Dude, they gave you a squirt gun? I thought I was the only one. My arm doesn't turn into a weapon anymore. It's a real drag, man.

[gene_driver]

That's right, my normal gun has been replaced with this water one.

[...]

Your arm is normally able to turn into a weapon?

[dwn_infinite]

Yeah. It's real killer, man. The hand slides waaaay back inside and it shoots these radical balls of energy.

I usually just use a beam sword, but it's a total dud right now. Like some kinda really loud flashlight.

[gene_driver]

Both weapons sound powerful based on your description.

For the sake of our jobs, hopefully this will end soon.

[dwn_infinite]

Man, it'd be real lame if it didn't. At least the wilderness is pretty chill right now, but it's a real bummer for you scavengers.

Maybe you'll luck out and the monsters will become, like, teddy bears or something.

[gene_driver]

Unfortunately, the golems haven't become "teddy bears" in the Yard.