The seven signs of ageing
The seven signs of ageing
1. You dread the thought of being dragged out for a night out.
2. You start to worry about earning enough to buy your own house.
3. You decide that being the designated drivers is one sure way to wake up with a clear mind after a night out.
4. Before you go out you start thinking about how you’re going to get home and the long cold wait in the freezing 2am Taxi queue.
5. You can’t stand the crappy loud music no matter how much you drink.
6. You want to check the girls I.D. before you hit on her.
7. 50 old men are offering to buy you drinks and they seriously are thinking they might have a chance.
1. You dread the thought of being dragged out for a night out.
2. You start to worry about earning enough to buy your own house.
3. You decide that being the designated drivers is one sure way to wake up with a clear mind after a night out.
4. Before you go out you start thinking about how you’re going to get home and the long cold wait in the freezing 2am Taxi queue.
5. You can’t stand the crappy loud music no matter how much you drink.
6. You want to check the girls I.D. before you hit on her.
7. 50 old men are offering to buy you drinks and they seriously are thinking they might have a chance.