Holiday fic: The Return of the Son of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons
Title: The Return of the Son of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons
Author: Beer Good (beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Fandom/timeline: Buffy, s3: "Amends". Except Dawn is in it.
Word Count: ~8500 in 5 chapters
Characters: Buffy, Faith, ensemble; references to canon pairings.
Disclaimer:: The characters belong to Joss, yada yada. Also, apologies to Bill Watterson.
Warnings: ***Non-sexual use of "unclean" bodily fluids; violence; irreverence; silliness; national stereotyping; re-gifting; grand theft toboggan; snow.***
Summary: It's Christmas in Sunnydale, Angel has been talked down from the hill and awww, isn't all that snow pretty. That can't be a bad thing, can it? I mean, this is Sunnydale, where the supernatural is always helpful and it's not like magical snow instantly covering the entire town could possibly herald the arrival of... FLESH-EATING ZOMBIE SNOWMEN?!?
Frosty the snowman is a fairy tale, they say
He was made of snow
But the children know
How he came to life one day.
Chapter 1: It Came Upon A Morning Clear
Chapter 2: Stalkin' In A Winter Wonderland
Chapter 3: Now I Have A Machine Gun, Ho Ho Ho
Chapter 4: Christmas Number One
Chapter 5 and epilogue: A Slayin' Song Tonight
Author: Beer Good (beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Fandom/timeline: Buffy, s3: "Amends". Except Dawn is in it.
Word Count: ~8500 in 5 chapters
Characters: Buffy, Faith, ensemble; references to canon pairings.
Disclaimer:: The characters belong to Joss, yada yada. Also, apologies to Bill Watterson.
Warnings: ***Non-sexual use of "unclean" bodily fluids; violence; irreverence; silliness; national stereotyping; re-gifting; grand theft toboggan; snow.***
Summary: It's Christmas in Sunnydale, Angel has been talked down from the hill and awww, isn't all that snow pretty. That can't be a bad thing, can it? I mean, this is Sunnydale, where the supernatural is always helpful and it's not like magical snow instantly covering the entire town could possibly herald the arrival of... FLESH-EATING ZOMBIE SNOWMEN?!?
Frosty the snowman is a fairy tale, they say
He was made of snow
But the children know
How he came to life one day.
Chapter 1: It Came Upon A Morning Clear
Chapter 2: Stalkin' In A Winter Wonderland
Chapter 3: Now I Have A Machine Gun, Ho Ho Ho
Chapter 4: Christmas Number One
Chapter 5 and epilogue: A Slayin' Song Tonight