funniest author bio evar!
i picked up this random fantasy novel from the library:
"born in hartford, connecticut, and subsequently bounced all over the US and europe, lee wood has worked as a long-haul truck driver, a surgical nurse, an insurance company secretary, a graphic artist, and in sundry other jack-o-all-trade jobs. easily bored, she devotes her meager spare time to such activities as patchwork quilting, archaeological digs, reading bad french novels, writing medieval history research papers, and tending her medicinal and poisonous plant garden. she is currently single and no wonder."
well, it made me laugh.
i left my bag( with my phone, wallet, and the book i'm reading) at josh's house. it's a wonder i made it home, in fact. i think josh was trying to call a cab for me, which was thoughtful and i really should have taken it. if i hadn't had my bike to lean on i would have fallen over quite a bit... and i'm not sure i didn't. stupid fireball and stupid me for buying it! i think my alcohol tolerance has gone down because i haven't been drinking quite so much.
um. ate delicious japanese food last night and drank sake. sake makes me very giggly! saw shannon dobell at eden's house... she was my bestest friend in elementary school. very random. saw ollie at josh's house (he was a friend of my brother's), equally random. i think i socialized more yesterday than i had all last week.
hmm, thirsty. i look like i've been crying, but i haven't been. i hate waking up so late.
"born in hartford, connecticut, and subsequently bounced all over the US and europe, lee wood has worked as a long-haul truck driver, a surgical nurse, an insurance company secretary, a graphic artist, and in sundry other jack-o-all-trade jobs. easily bored, she devotes her meager spare time to such activities as patchwork quilting, archaeological digs, reading bad french novels, writing medieval history research papers, and tending her medicinal and poisonous plant garden. she is currently single and no wonder."
well, it made me laugh.
i left my bag( with my phone, wallet, and the book i'm reading) at josh's house. it's a wonder i made it home, in fact. i think josh was trying to call a cab for me, which was thoughtful and i really should have taken it. if i hadn't had my bike to lean on i would have fallen over quite a bit... and i'm not sure i didn't. stupid fireball and stupid me for buying it! i think my alcohol tolerance has gone down because i haven't been drinking quite so much.
um. ate delicious japanese food last night and drank sake. sake makes me very giggly! saw shannon dobell at eden's house... she was my bestest friend in elementary school. very random. saw ollie at josh's house (he was a friend of my brother's), equally random. i think i socialized more yesterday than i had all last week.
hmm, thirsty. i look like i've been crying, but i haven't been. i hate waking up so late.