How the FUCK did you end up there..?!?!?
Gar, I want to share with you all the deep sleep lesbian orgy with penetration. Yes yes, actual, physical, pentration.
Well, where do I start? I'm guessing the beginning would be good. But before that, I just want to say why aren't Joey, B, and Snish my husband?
At 6am on Wednesday morning, I woke up, and rang kinderith and told her that she had an hour to get her lazy arse out of bed and ready. To which she replied that she'd been up since four. So I got ready, and then drove merrily along to her house, where she attention sought by faffing around, dragging her stuff out to my car. Then we merrily mosied on over to my horse, seeing as it was the last time I'd be seeing her for until I returned. We messed about, the sun was shining, and Laura took photos. Me, being the mong that I am, cracked and forgot to take any. It was upsetting a lot when I realised that the only photos I have of us were shite. :(
After we'd horsed around (I'm sorry, thats a shock-o-fant pun, really it is), we then began our drive to jolly Swindon, where we planned on being straight with joeybug, sushigal007 and __lyla, especially as Joey loves me with her fingers. It was much, much fun. And the day was fairly amusing, although Thursday was Teh Funneh. Everybody was encouraged to drink muchos alcohol, and Laura groped wanttobeatree lots and I was suprised at being jealous. Joey's friend Emily arrived, and proved to be fabulous. T'was she that baked the marvellous cake that we all feasted on lots. It was to become the staple food for the next three days. The night was spent lazing watching films, athough most of us went to bed at about 11, as we simply could not keep our eyes open. Although I threw up, much to my own suprise. I think it was the combinaion of the heat, the tiredness and the excitement, all rolled into one. Plus I'd been drinking. I'm not 100% sure what it was, however, as I refused to switch the light on. I think it might have been yellow though.
From left to right: Siobhan, Krystle, Laura, Dawn, Susan (well the back of her head) B, Snish, Joey
Thursday was the best day ever. We relaxed, laughed, went to the shops, and in the evening we watched more films. Everyone got even more drunk than the night before, except me, who'd drunk enough to still have alcohol in her system from the previous night. And seeing as I had to drive the next day, I thought it was best if I abstained. We lounged about and nobody sat on my sofa while we watched films, because it had the worst view of the TV ^_^ So we lounged about on the floor and kana__'s sofa while drinking alcohol.
The remaining late-night hoes, who were soon cut down to just three, including the one behind the camera
In the case of kinderith, vodka shoud be BANNNNNNeED. *nods* Because she was lounging all over me. How rude. After everyone else had fallen asleep, Snishy, Laura and I stayed up late, talking about a great many things, all of them deep and meaningful, like who we would and would not kick out of bed, and how good/bad a lesbian/straight person we were. And taking early morning photos lyk woah:
Eventually we fell asleep with Snishy hugging Laura becuase I scared her with a story, and me holding her hand from on the sofa, because she's my Laura, yes yes.
And today everyone woke up at a reasonable time, and myself and Laura did not want to leave. But eventually we did, after lots of hugs and promises to come and visit. And if I don't get three women and a baby on my doorstep at some point while I'm in Leeds, I shall be most upset.
Yes, that includes the bad mother featured in this picture ^_^
The drive home was much more eventful that the drive there. I got us lost, lots. We went the scenic way around the M25, which basically translated into the long, wrong way. Laura fell asleep for most of it, so she wouldn't know :P We got back, and then we went and saw my horse again, and then I took Laura home. And promptly made a fool out of myself by bursting into tears on her doorstep. When she comes to stay with me for 8 days in October (and she will, or I shall cry lots), we're going to have to start saying goodbye in the train station about an hour before she has to get on the train. It took us about 20 mintes to say goodbye today, for we are both losers. After that, I drove home on auto pilot, plugged myself into the computer and demanded that mummy bought me chocolate. And I've been there ever since. I think it's because I missed out when Joey faked her death, and I didn't get an invite to her fake funeral.
The penis of choice: "The Gay is coming ♥" "The Bi will eat your soul" "The Straight"
This became our very good friend, and was a source of amusement, expecially when Darla humped it. Quite actively, in fact. And Laura felt in neccesary to infect me with the gay. What a crotch stain.
Oh, and because just nggghhhhhhhhh:
[/piss-take] Yeah, right. ;)
Well, where do I start? I'm guessing the beginning would be good. But before that, I just want to say why aren't Joey, B, and Snish my husband?
At 6am on Wednesday morning, I woke up, and rang kinderith and told her that she had an hour to get her lazy arse out of bed and ready. To which she replied that she'd been up since four. So I got ready, and then drove merrily along to her house, where she attention sought by faffing around, dragging her stuff out to my car. Then we merrily mosied on over to my horse, seeing as it was the last time I'd be seeing her for until I returned. We messed about, the sun was shining, and Laura took photos. Me, being the mong that I am, cracked and forgot to take any. It was upsetting a lot when I realised that the only photos I have of us were shite. :(
After we'd horsed around (I'm sorry, thats a shock-o-fant pun, really it is), we then began our drive to jolly Swindon, where we planned on being straight with joeybug, sushigal007 and __lyla, especially as Joey loves me with her fingers. It was much, much fun. And the day was fairly amusing, although Thursday was Teh Funneh. Everybody was encouraged to drink muchos alcohol, and Laura groped wanttobeatree lots and I was suprised at being jealous. Joey's friend Emily arrived, and proved to be fabulous. T'was she that baked the marvellous cake that we all feasted on lots. It was to become the staple food for the next three days. The night was spent lazing watching films, athough most of us went to bed at about 11, as we simply could not keep our eyes open. Although I threw up, much to my own suprise. I think it was the combinaion of the heat, the tiredness and the excitement, all rolled into one. Plus I'd been drinking. I'm not 100% sure what it was, however, as I refused to switch the light on. I think it might have been yellow though.
From left to right: Siobhan, Krystle, Laura, Dawn, Susan (well the back of her head) B, Snish, Joey
Thursday was the best day ever. We relaxed, laughed, went to the shops, and in the evening we watched more films. Everyone got even more drunk than the night before, except me, who'd drunk enough to still have alcohol in her system from the previous night. And seeing as I had to drive the next day, I thought it was best if I abstained. We lounged about and nobody sat on my sofa while we watched films, because it had the worst view of the TV ^_^ So we lounged about on the floor and kana__'s sofa while drinking alcohol.
The remaining late-night hoes, who were soon cut down to just three, including the one behind the camera
In the case of kinderith, vodka shoud be BANNNNNNeED. *nods* Because she was lounging all over me. How rude. After everyone else had fallen asleep, Snishy, Laura and I stayed up late, talking about a great many things, all of them deep and meaningful, like who we would and would not kick out of bed, and how good/bad a lesbian/straight person we were. And taking early morning photos lyk woah:
Eventually we fell asleep with Snishy hugging Laura becuase I scared her with a story, and me holding her hand from on the sofa, because she's my Laura, yes yes.
And today everyone woke up at a reasonable time, and myself and Laura did not want to leave. But eventually we did, after lots of hugs and promises to come and visit. And if I don't get three women and a baby on my doorstep at some point while I'm in Leeds, I shall be most upset.
Yes, that includes the bad mother featured in this picture ^_^
The drive home was much more eventful that the drive there. I got us lost, lots. We went the scenic way around the M25, which basically translated into the long, wrong way. Laura fell asleep for most of it, so she wouldn't know :P We got back, and then we went and saw my horse again, and then I took Laura home. And promptly made a fool out of myself by bursting into tears on her doorstep. When she comes to stay with me for 8 days in October (and she will, or I shall cry lots), we're going to have to start saying goodbye in the train station about an hour before she has to get on the train. It took us about 20 mintes to say goodbye today, for we are both losers. After that, I drove home on auto pilot, plugged myself into the computer and demanded that mummy bought me chocolate. And I've been there ever since. I think it's because I missed out when Joey faked her death, and I didn't get an invite to her fake funeral.
The penis of choice: "The Gay is coming ♥" "The Bi will eat your soul" "The Straight"
This became our very good friend, and was a source of amusement, expecially when Darla humped it. Quite actively, in fact. And Laura felt in neccesary to infect me with the gay. What a crotch stain.
Oh, and because just nggghhhhhhhhh:
[/piss-take] Yeah, right. ;)