Dear God.

[gemsmith777]

Message from my #1 faghag Mandy:

"I love you too babe. I found a local gay guy that youd love, his name is Sparkle. He reminds me a lot of you, just a bit more emo. I miss you and love ya"

Dear God,

That

is

so

Gay

And that's coming from *me*

How does one manage to be more emo then me without being Alanis Morissette? And "Sparkle"?

W. T. F.

EDIT



This is sparkle.

I kid you not.