Apr 21, 2006 17:02
I accidentally slapped a fag in the face while dancing in purgatory at the Masquerade.
It was the most hysterically funny thing on the face of the planet, a phrase which I way overuse.
He looked like a (even more) miniature version of Ant.
And he completely did the Marsha Brady "Ow my nose!" look.
After which, he gave me the biggest diva look, and then shoved me in the most firey pansy-homo manner ever.
It was wonderful.
I feel like I've reached some milestone of gayness that needs to be celebrated. With cake and thongs.
Yes.