GM: Early session, huh?
Bilbo: Are we going to spend it all talking about me? Let's start before she comes back.
GM: OK, but technically, Bailey's really no less a gamer then-
Bilbo: You're right. My bad. I'll accommodate Bailey. I'll play with her. I want to make sure everyone has a good time, too.
GM: Alright, but I am kinda worried about-
Bilbo: ...
GM: ...
GM: Ted!
Bilbo: I can't change when this session ends. I just want to enjoy it while I can.
GM: Ted-
Bilbo: Please.