I posted this on my Facebook status, but I wanted to go into more detail here.
My friend Edwina texted me to tell me that she and my other friend Pharez (both from Andrews) were studying at the local Barnes and Noble if I wanted to join them. It was 8 pm before I got done with dinner with my Aunt Cindy, but they were still there so I went. I was happy to see people who were familiar so I joined them as soon as I could. I settled in and a general studious atmosphere surrounded our outdoor table.
It was dark, the breeze was blowing, some stars could be seen... and some random guy was walking around in a blue spandex bodysuit.
A blue baseball cap on his head,
and shorts that looked like this:
And a blue baseball bat.
he was being followed around by three male hoodlums looking to be about 17 or 18... but they stayed like 50 feet behind him. He was simply walking around this large outdoor strip-mall scene like it was completely normal. Most of the stores were closed and the parking lots were empty except for in front of the Barnes and Noble.
All the sudden he got into his blue car (Driving!! i didn't know he could see well enough to drive). Looked like this:
He started driving madly around the complex blasting out Eiffel 65's "Blue" song
Da ba dee da ba die And his obnoxious friends in the back seats all had colorful vuvuzelas which they were blowing as loud as they could (not even in time with the beat of the music.)
They drove by so fast that I couldn't get a picture or a video (sad face!) but my friends and i were there. and we were like O.O wtf.
A short time later, a burly man with long straggly hair, girl jeans, and several frilly tank tops walked-like-a-cowboy out of the Barnes and Noble, dug around in the trash can for plastic items, and shuffled away to his bicycle. (us: O.O)
A few minutes later, two girls tore out of Barnes and Noble. Like, their tails were on fire kinda tore out of there. I think one even fell in the parking lot but she bounced up and both of them continued running. it was like they were streaking... but they didn't lose their clothes. I think they ran across the plaza to the other Starbucks or something. (us: O.O)
My friends assured me that this was the most strange activity they had ever seen at that location. And that maybe my presence caused some sort of cosmic disturbance to bring the crazies out and about. I'm not sure. All I know is that I didn't get much studying done this night.