Are you telling Jokes? I love jokes.
St Peter is sitting at the gates of heaven when he is approached by a group of 30 pikies. The Pikies ask to be let in, to a worried looking Peter.
St Peter: "You can't come in, this is heaven and there is already alot of you"
Pikies: "You cant just not let us in, where are we supposed to go?"
St Peter: Well, I'll check with the boss, hang on ........ God, there are a 30 odd Pikies outside wanting to get in"
God: Oh no.....well....I suppose we have to let them in I preach diversity and tolerance.
St Peter and God walk to the gates to let them in.
St Peter: Oh there gone.
God: What, the Pikies?
St Peter: No, the gates!
THE GATES!! Theres ya joke. NOW WE'VE STARTED.
St Peter: "You can't come in, this is heaven and there is already alot of you"
Pikies: "You cant just not let us in, where are we supposed to go?"
St Peter: Well, I'll check with the boss, hang on ........ God, there are a 30 odd Pikies outside wanting to get in"
God: Oh no.....well....I suppose we have to let them in I preach diversity and tolerance.
St Peter and God walk to the gates to let them in.
St Peter: Oh there gone.
God: What, the Pikies?
St Peter: No, the gates!
THE GATES!! Theres ya joke. NOW WE'VE STARTED.