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I bought the original Wind in the Willows the other day, when I put it on it made me shed a tear because it was so beautiful. Granted I'm more emotional than usual but still it is SO lovely. No war, no fighting, no neon colours or flashing, just a water rat and a mole enjoying a picnic of pork pies and fruit cakes,by a river. No slags in high skirts or japanese cartoons screaming, just a song about ducks. I know what you are thinking, how boring, what about the inevitable struggle between good and evil that makes a story legend? WHAT ABOUT THAT?. I say to you, the WEASELS, ooh the weeeasels, those gaunt, cockney bastereds! THEY TOOK OVER TOAD HALL!!
I can think of a badie worse than the weasels.
The weather was BEAUTIFUL today, alas I had to write an essay, but I wore my shades, grabbed a beer and wrote it in my garden, with the blood of the insects that landed on my laptop. I voted today, as I AM AN EMANCIPATED WOMAN!! HUZZAH! *burns bra*. I'm sorry labour but you've lost your hold over me. You know there were only 3 candidates running in my area,tory,labour and BNP. I went tory obviously, the BNP candidate is a skin-head with a criminal record and the labour candidate is a walrus, alcoholic. I would have voted Green if we had the option, just to show that some people remember WHAT A FUCKING GREEN-BELT IS!!!!!!
I can't wait till summer holiday starts, watch the world cup with my bitches!! I bought an England top, I wanted one with Crouch on the back but I couldn't find one, must have sold out cos he's such a legend. I'm hoping it'll be too hot to wear it. I'm gonna beat the crap out of you all at man-fest, I've been practicing.
The essay I'm giving in tomorrow is SOOOO shit it is not even worth it, I recon it'll get a third. I've been writing this essay longer than any other before its so FUCKING hard.
Anyway, in the world of the benine, I had my first Icecream of the year today... A FAB!, yeah you know. There aint no icecream like a FAB and dont you forget it...maybe mini-milk?..chocolate mini-milk that is.
I know this is a shit entry but I've been drinking alone and am slightly drunk. I feel like Bernard Black. Oh yes LEZ!! you got my hopes up with that Dylan Moran tour, only to find out the tickets went on sale in JANUARY and sold out within the 1st 2 days.
Bye xxx
I can think of a badie worse than the weasels.
The weather was BEAUTIFUL today, alas I had to write an essay, but I wore my shades, grabbed a beer and wrote it in my garden, with the blood of the insects that landed on my laptop. I voted today, as I AM AN EMANCIPATED WOMAN!! HUZZAH! *burns bra*. I'm sorry labour but you've lost your hold over me. You know there were only 3 candidates running in my area,tory,labour and BNP. I went tory obviously, the BNP candidate is a skin-head with a criminal record and the labour candidate is a walrus, alcoholic. I would have voted Green if we had the option, just to show that some people remember WHAT A FUCKING GREEN-BELT IS!!!!!!
I can't wait till summer holiday starts, watch the world cup with my bitches!! I bought an England top, I wanted one with Crouch on the back but I couldn't find one, must have sold out cos he's such a legend. I'm hoping it'll be too hot to wear it. I'm gonna beat the crap out of you all at man-fest, I've been practicing.
The essay I'm giving in tomorrow is SOOOO shit it is not even worth it, I recon it'll get a third. I've been writing this essay longer than any other before its so FUCKING hard.
Anyway, in the world of the benine, I had my first Icecream of the year today... A FAB!, yeah you know. There aint no icecream like a FAB and dont you forget it...maybe mini-milk?..chocolate mini-milk that is.
I know this is a shit entry but I've been drinking alone and am slightly drunk. I feel like Bernard Black. Oh yes LEZ!! you got my hopes up with that Dylan Moran tour, only to find out the tickets went on sale in JANUARY and sold out within the 1st 2 days.
Bye xxx