Suspicious Doctors, Common cousins.
Any more common jokes will be gratefully received. I'm being deadly serious though, he speaks like he's just swallowed gravel and he is so loud, oh my god is he loud. I can still hear him with my door closed and my music on! Thankfully he only comes once a year (just like any of John's partners). I had such a lovely bank holiday weekend, steam fairs, swear word scrabble, French cider and Parma ham in Victoria park, watching football in the most racist pub in Barking and chilling out in Southend with a Harrier jump-jet, its just such a shame it had to end with the Burberry clad, buffoon drilling his way through my head as I type.
God speed.
God speed.