How to lose a guy in 10 Days
So I phoned this guy up to essentially dump him today, and ended up organising a date with him next week!!! ITS SO HARD TO DUMP!! I hate it, I feel so embarressed for the person. The only way I can see me getting out of this is with an elaborate scheme. Now I've seen my american programmes and these are the best they have demostrated
a) Convince him to end it, through turning up dressed like a hillbilly
b) Have someone pose as my angry husband....I think Bass said he'd do that for me
c) Tell him I'm pregnant
d) Tell him I'm gay
e) Tell him I'm moving to Yemen
f) Start shooting up at the table
g) Accidently drop my AIDS card in front of him
h) ......kill...him?
What do you think?
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