Made my day...
A woman came in to make my day at work.
I love people who have WAY too much personality for their body.
She was a middle aged black lady, and she was just fucking hilarious to talk to. She came up and said she needed some "Cheese,... C-H-E-E-S-E! CHEESE!" I was confused. She clarified. "Green Cheese! Need me some BILLS!"
Me: "I've got too damned many, want some of mine? Want rent, electric or insurance?"
Her: "Hell NO, girl I need me some bills to PAY my bills!"
Anyways, after alot of fun banter, she was ready to leave. Her looks-like-he-plays-football nephew said that he was going to hold the money because he didnt want her to get robbed.
Her: "Ain't no fool gonna rob ME, boy!"
Him: "Some guy might try, I just wanna make sure you're safe!"
Her: "Ain't no man gonna be stupid enough to rob me! He get CAPPED!"
It just made me laugh. She was loud, fun, and had that Georgia accent that just make it that much funnier.
Also, I watched Nightmare on Elm Street last night. I've NEVER seen it before!
I think it was the best bad movie I've ever seen...
And I think I need to load it on my computer and replace every scene with Freddy Kruger into a scene with
Uncle Sam:
or The Burger King:
Awesome, huh? O yeah, bitches,... o yeah.
I love people who have WAY too much personality for their body.
She was a middle aged black lady, and she was just fucking hilarious to talk to. She came up and said she needed some "Cheese,... C-H-E-E-S-E! CHEESE!" I was confused. She clarified. "Green Cheese! Need me some BILLS!"
Me: "I've got too damned many, want some of mine? Want rent, electric or insurance?"
Her: "Hell NO, girl I need me some bills to PAY my bills!"
Anyways, after alot of fun banter, she was ready to leave. Her looks-like-he-plays-football nephew said that he was going to hold the money because he didnt want her to get robbed.
Her: "Ain't no fool gonna rob ME, boy!"
Him: "Some guy might try, I just wanna make sure you're safe!"
Her: "Ain't no man gonna be stupid enough to rob me! He get CAPPED!"
It just made me laugh. She was loud, fun, and had that Georgia accent that just make it that much funnier.
Also, I watched Nightmare on Elm Street last night. I've NEVER seen it before!
I think it was the best bad movie I've ever seen...
And I think I need to load it on my computer and replace every scene with Freddy Kruger into a scene with
Uncle Sam:
or The Burger King:
Awesome, huh? O yeah, bitches,... o yeah.