El Poko-Diablo!
I was going to clean. Really! I was!
I was ready to log off, will all online chores completed and get to work.
But, then I heard poker being announced on tv. Suddenly it was two hours later, I was still chatting online, and I had eaten my meal.
What the hell?
Anyways... watching poker makes me want to play! Its so much fun to watch, to play,... all those DECISIONS! All of this stuff flying around in your head... gut feelings, odds, stack counts, faces, bets... trying to figure it all out and make the best choices.
Anyways,.. down to three players,... short stack moves "all in" and suddenly there are all these camera-cuts to a really stressed blonde-girl in the audience.
The announcer mentions her, "Oh, she looks stressed! She must be the girlfriend."
Back to the hand. Someone calls.
Stressed girl gasps.
.. the short stack flops nothing, the other hand has ace-high and way ahead after the flop.
Back to the stressed girl. She has tears in her eyes, her hands are at her mouth.
The turn card doesn't help the short stack. He's down to two outs.
Cut to the stressed girl. She's crying, she's on her feet.
Announcer: "Gee,.. she is REALLY worried!"
The river gives the other guy a pair on the board... the short stack loses the hand.
The stressed girl falls into her seat crying... staring straight ahead,.. a friend hugs and comforts her.
Short stack, now the No Stack walks off, goes into the audience to be with his stressed girlfriend.
Stressed girl is crying and sorta skews her face and starts clapping for her Short Stack/No Stack boyfriend... but obviously is pissed, depressed and crushed.
Everyone else has been clapping for Short Stack for 4 or 5 seconds at this point.
Announcer: "She loosk really upset. Gee lady, he made it to the final table and played great! Give him credit! He made third!"
I loved it. The announcer seeing the crushed dollar-signs in the girlfriends eyes and calling her on it. I never know whether guys just don't SEE it when girls (especially hot ones) are being crazy bitches, or they just gloss over it and fantasize about their tits instead of saying to themselves, "Wow, that hot bitch is CRAZY!"... and its moments like this I have alittle faith that guys really DO know whats going on. Of course, this means that they no longer get to claim "stupidity" when it comes to their decisions concerning women. Hehe.
For you guys its a lose-lose situation. Either you're not allowed to make really stupid mistakes with women because you see how evil and sucky most of us are,... OR you are stuck with some crazy-ass bitch and wonder why you're so unhappy while screwing some hot piece of ass who you think you hate but "dont know why".
I was ready to log off, will all online chores completed and get to work.
But, then I heard poker being announced on tv. Suddenly it was two hours later, I was still chatting online, and I had eaten my meal.
What the hell?
Anyways... watching poker makes me want to play! Its so much fun to watch, to play,... all those DECISIONS! All of this stuff flying around in your head... gut feelings, odds, stack counts, faces, bets... trying to figure it all out and make the best choices.
Anyways,.. down to three players,... short stack moves "all in" and suddenly there are all these camera-cuts to a really stressed blonde-girl in the audience.
The announcer mentions her, "Oh, she looks stressed! She must be the girlfriend."
Back to the hand. Someone calls.
Stressed girl gasps.
.. the short stack flops nothing, the other hand has ace-high and way ahead after the flop.
Back to the stressed girl. She has tears in her eyes, her hands are at her mouth.
The turn card doesn't help the short stack. He's down to two outs.
Cut to the stressed girl. She's crying, she's on her feet.
Announcer: "Gee,.. she is REALLY worried!"
The river gives the other guy a pair on the board... the short stack loses the hand.
The stressed girl falls into her seat crying... staring straight ahead,.. a friend hugs and comforts her.
Short stack, now the No Stack walks off, goes into the audience to be with his stressed girlfriend.
Stressed girl is crying and sorta skews her face and starts clapping for her Short Stack/No Stack boyfriend... but obviously is pissed, depressed and crushed.
Everyone else has been clapping for Short Stack for 4 or 5 seconds at this point.
Announcer: "She loosk really upset. Gee lady, he made it to the final table and played great! Give him credit! He made third!"
I loved it. The announcer seeing the crushed dollar-signs in the girlfriends eyes and calling her on it. I never know whether guys just don't SEE it when girls (especially hot ones) are being crazy bitches, or they just gloss over it and fantasize about their tits instead of saying to themselves, "Wow, that hot bitch is CRAZY!"... and its moments like this I have alittle faith that guys really DO know whats going on. Of course, this means that they no longer get to claim "stupidity" when it comes to their decisions concerning women. Hehe.
For you guys its a lose-lose situation. Either you're not allowed to make really stupid mistakes with women because you see how evil and sucky most of us are,... OR you are stuck with some crazy-ass bitch and wonder why you're so unhappy while screwing some hot piece of ass who you think you hate but "dont know why".