I have lots of things to share.
And not a single one of them is herpes!
Not that I feared otherwise.. but just saying. I have alot of things to share, and some of it may be strange, bewildering or inappropriate.
1. I miss the show 'Arrested Development'. Alot.
In other TV news, Im very excited for 'Lost' season 3, and 'The Office' season 3.
VERY. EXCITED.
2. I worked 10 hours today. My feet hurt. My legs hurt. My back hurts. My hips hurt. My neck hurts. Tomorrow I will be working a short 5 hour shift.. which, sadly, I would have preferred another 10hr one, because as of this moment until closing tomorrow its all overtime, baby!
3. Money is going to be tight. TIGHT.
If all goes as planned, which, actually, is what Im hoping for.
Want to see piccies of the house Jesse and I might be approved for by tomorrow?
Then clicky here
4. To go along with my numbered post, I will share alot of links.
Like this one to an essay by Michael Ian Black about celebrities and baby eating. Smart and funny are an unbeatable sexy combination. Mmm MIB....
5. Do you like cats in sinks? I do. You should, too. Cats in sinks are adorable.
6. Jesse complained about standing and walking for 40 minutes today. I got peevish. Lets play a game. Who wants to stand/walk less? The girl who just got off a ten hour shift of walking/standing, or the guy who hasn't even made it to work yet, and gets to sit as much as he wants at work? Because, I bet its the girl who has to take prescription painkillers to stand/walk at work all day.
7. Ok, maybe Im still a bit peevish. It just sucks when you work OVERTIME, and come to find out your sweet loving bastard of a boyfriend hasn't even gone to work yet. Not because its his day off, or there is no work to do or he's scheduled to be there late.. no.. just because he didn't want to yet. And wants to complain about time constraints.
8. Girls who hit on guys with girlfriends (pregnant girlfriends even!) creep me out to no end. Guys with pregnant girlfriends who flirt with girls, creep me out nearly as much. PPG@W and Adam are totally "seeing eachother"... she showed up at work all gussied up to take him "out to lunch".. and then stuck around for like two hours prancing about in heels and makeup for no particular reason. She didnt have a till, so she couldnt WORK.. and pretty much she just kept following Adam into the warehouse and they made creepy innuendos to eachother.
EW. Why are girls so creepy? Why are guys so creepy? You know a girl is probably fucked up when she is attracted to a guy BECAUSE he has a girlfriend and a baby,.. and therefore tries to make him cheat on his pregnant girlfriend. Ew. Ew! EW!
9. Did you click ANY of my links? Come on, at least open them up in other tabs! Except Jesse, who TOOK all the house pictures, linked me to cats in sinks and once upon a time linked me to MIB, too.
10. Im grumpy. My house is messy and I doubt I will ever have the inclination to clean it. I will just have to knuckle down and do it and hate every moment of it and then go to work and hate that.. and hurt and hurt and hurt and Im making sad pouty faces right now just thinking of it.
11. I've dont nothing but stare at a tv Im not really watching, fill my sink and pretend Im going to do some dishes, complain on LJ and frown at my dirty apartment the last 3 hours. I should go to bed. At least I dont have to be at work till 1pm tomorrow.
12. Im still waking up every morning. I dont think its SPECIFICALLY the 5:30am to 6:30am period of time... I think its just after 5 hours of sleep I pop awake for no particular reason just to piss myself off. When I am at Jesse's I go to bed about 5am and pop awake about 10am. Yesterday I got up and went online, watched tv etc for like 3 hours before going back to bed. I wish I could do that everyday.
13. I've been unusually thirsty for like... weeks. All the time. Thirsty, thirsty, thirsty.
14. Have I mentioned that work is gross? The bathroom has lots of "droplets" in front of the toilet.. like someone has been shaking the last few drops off all willy-nilly all over the place. Not to mention that MOST of the room in the bathroom is taken up by piles and piles and piles of dvds and out of season snowboards. Also: there are cockroaches. They're about the size of a fullgrown earwig and occasionally I am forced to scream and kill one.
There is a family of cockroaches living in our Culligan Water thingy. Not IN the water.. but in the water cooler. I see their little butts poking out of one of the plugs and little cock-a-roach feces and it makes me want to puke. Today I got fed up. I was waiting for Jesse and decided to kill things. I took a bunch of foaming glass cleaner and sprayed the HELL out of that plug. There was a family (a male, female and several baby cockroaches) and I sprayed my chemicals at them like mad.
One of them tried to flee. I crushed it and gagged. I recovered and decided that more toxic chemicals were in order. I got the Lysol. I opened up the plug and sprayed that in. ALL OF THEM started running for their dirty little exoskeleton lives. I crunched and crammed and scrunched them with no mercy. And gagged some more.
*clap**clap*
The END!
Not that I feared otherwise.. but just saying. I have alot of things to share, and some of it may be strange, bewildering or inappropriate.
1. I miss the show 'Arrested Development'. Alot.
In other TV news, Im very excited for 'Lost' season 3, and 'The Office' season 3.
VERY. EXCITED.
2. I worked 10 hours today. My feet hurt. My legs hurt. My back hurts. My hips hurt. My neck hurts. Tomorrow I will be working a short 5 hour shift.. which, sadly, I would have preferred another 10hr one, because as of this moment until closing tomorrow its all overtime, baby!
3. Money is going to be tight. TIGHT.
If all goes as planned, which, actually, is what Im hoping for.
Want to see piccies of the house Jesse and I might be approved for by tomorrow?
Then clicky here
4. To go along with my numbered post, I will share alot of links.
Like this one to an essay by Michael Ian Black about celebrities and baby eating. Smart and funny are an unbeatable sexy combination. Mmm MIB....
5. Do you like cats in sinks? I do. You should, too. Cats in sinks are adorable.
6. Jesse complained about standing and walking for 40 minutes today. I got peevish. Lets play a game. Who wants to stand/walk less? The girl who just got off a ten hour shift of walking/standing, or the guy who hasn't even made it to work yet, and gets to sit as much as he wants at work? Because, I bet its the girl who has to take prescription painkillers to stand/walk at work all day.
7. Ok, maybe Im still a bit peevish. It just sucks when you work OVERTIME, and come to find out your sweet loving bastard of a boyfriend hasn't even gone to work yet. Not because its his day off, or there is no work to do or he's scheduled to be there late.. no.. just because he didn't want to yet. And wants to complain about time constraints.
8. Girls who hit on guys with girlfriends (pregnant girlfriends even!) creep me out to no end. Guys with pregnant girlfriends who flirt with girls, creep me out nearly as much. PPG@W and Adam are totally "seeing eachother"... she showed up at work all gussied up to take him "out to lunch".. and then stuck around for like two hours prancing about in heels and makeup for no particular reason. She didnt have a till, so she couldnt WORK.. and pretty much she just kept following Adam into the warehouse and they made creepy innuendos to eachother.
EW. Why are girls so creepy? Why are guys so creepy? You know a girl is probably fucked up when she is attracted to a guy BECAUSE he has a girlfriend and a baby,.. and therefore tries to make him cheat on his pregnant girlfriend. Ew. Ew! EW!
9. Did you click ANY of my links? Come on, at least open them up in other tabs! Except Jesse, who TOOK all the house pictures, linked me to cats in sinks and once upon a time linked me to MIB, too.
10. Im grumpy. My house is messy and I doubt I will ever have the inclination to clean it. I will just have to knuckle down and do it and hate every moment of it and then go to work and hate that.. and hurt and hurt and hurt and Im making sad pouty faces right now just thinking of it.
11. I've dont nothing but stare at a tv Im not really watching, fill my sink and pretend Im going to do some dishes, complain on LJ and frown at my dirty apartment the last 3 hours. I should go to bed. At least I dont have to be at work till 1pm tomorrow.
12. Im still waking up every morning. I dont think its SPECIFICALLY the 5:30am to 6:30am period of time... I think its just after 5 hours of sleep I pop awake for no particular reason just to piss myself off. When I am at Jesse's I go to bed about 5am and pop awake about 10am. Yesterday I got up and went online, watched tv etc for like 3 hours before going back to bed. I wish I could do that everyday.
13. I've been unusually thirsty for like... weeks. All the time. Thirsty, thirsty, thirsty.
14. Have I mentioned that work is gross? The bathroom has lots of "droplets" in front of the toilet.. like someone has been shaking the last few drops off all willy-nilly all over the place. Not to mention that MOST of the room in the bathroom is taken up by piles and piles and piles of dvds and out of season snowboards. Also: there are cockroaches. They're about the size of a fullgrown earwig and occasionally I am forced to scream and kill one.
There is a family of cockroaches living in our Culligan Water thingy. Not IN the water.. but in the water cooler. I see their little butts poking out of one of the plugs and little cock-a-roach feces and it makes me want to puke. Today I got fed up. I was waiting for Jesse and decided to kill things. I took a bunch of foaming glass cleaner and sprayed the HELL out of that plug. There was a family (a male, female and several baby cockroaches) and I sprayed my chemicals at them like mad.
One of them tried to flee. I crushed it and gagged. I recovered and decided that more toxic chemicals were in order. I got the Lysol. I opened up the plug and sprayed that in. ALL OF THEM started running for their dirty little exoskeleton lives. I crunched and crammed and scrunched them with no mercy. And gagged some more.
*clap**clap*
The END!