A Day In My Life: Breast Best Edition

[geminiwench]

This is something that happens to me
every once in awhile...

I was walking in the store,
and smiled at two little kids
about age 4 and 5...

"WOAH!" says one as I pass by...
"Mom! That girl....
....that girl... she has BIG BOOBS!
MOM! MOM!! THAT GIRL HAS VERY BIG BOOBS!!"

Yes.

That is my life.

This is what I get for wishing for "big boobs"
when I was 12 years old
waitin' for puberty
to turn my grub-chub
into a womanly figure.

O.... I have regretted that wish
since I was 16.