As the rush comes
I am in quite a pickle…perhaps you guys can help…I was talking to one of my friends (who I will keep anonymous) and it goes like this:
U: So I was wondering…You are the most open minded of all my friends, you and I have always been very close. I know you’ve done it before and I trust you…
L: If you’re talking about what I’m thinking you are, the answer is no. I have known you way too long, and it would make out friendship weird.
U: Huh?
L: OK, must not be what I’m thinking…
U: I want to try “E”. I have never rolled and have heard it’s fun. That and I know your friend Monique can get Unicorns, which I hear are good…
L: You want ME to break your E-ginity? Oh hunn…you know I don’t do that shit anymore.
U: Please? I want to try it in a safe environment with someone I trust, that’s you!
What do I fucking look like? God damn… I don’t know what to do. We all know what happened last time I introduced someone to the drug…*shudders* I can’t have that happen again…I dunno?!?!?!
U: So I was wondering…You are the most open minded of all my friends, you and I have always been very close. I know you’ve done it before and I trust you…
L: If you’re talking about what I’m thinking you are, the answer is no. I have known you way too long, and it would make out friendship weird.
U: Huh?
L: OK, must not be what I’m thinking…
U: I want to try “E”. I have never rolled and have heard it’s fun. That and I know your friend Monique can get Unicorns, which I hear are good…
L: You want ME to break your E-ginity? Oh hunn…you know I don’t do that shit anymore.
U: Please? I want to try it in a safe environment with someone I trust, that’s you!
What do I fucking look like? God damn… I don’t know what to do. We all know what happened last time I introduced someone to the drug…*shudders* I can’t have that happen again…I dunno?!?!?!