Wheee.
01. what is the middle name of the first person you ever slept with?
Still a virgin, but sleep in the bed as? My sister. ;) Her middle name is Elizabeth.
02. what kind of underwear are you wearing and what color?
Pink from Victoria Secrets.
03. what is the song you want played at your funeral?
"Hallelujah" and I always forget ... Rufus Wainwright.
04. what is the phone number of your most slutty friend so some of the single people can get some action?
None of my friends are slutty.
05. what would your last meal be before getting executed?
Ravioli's and french fries. ;)
06. Beatles or Stones?
Beatles AND Stones.
07. if you had to pick one person on earth who should die, who would it be?
I'd rather not say. Seems too ... vicious. I don't want anyone to die. I just wouldn't mind if they, say, drop out of the white house right now.
08. beer, wine or hard liquor?
Wine.
09. what is the thing most important to you about the opposite sex?
I do tend to like sense of humor.
10. what are your plans for the future?
Living in a nice, quiet area for a nice, open minded college and teaching Literature while writing on the side. That's my dream, at least.
11. if you could have any super power what would it be?
Telepathy.
13. how many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
Eh. Depends on the drink. Something hard, like half of one, lol. Wine I surprisingly can drink several before even getting tipsy. I had a lot before that one time I got drunk, and it was by accident, so I wasn't counting.
14. where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Very dead.
15. hair color you most like someone you're dating to have?
I like dark.
16. if you had to be blind or deaf?
Blind.
17. do you have any psychiatric problems?
I'd say so. A few here and there. I've always been a bit eccentric.
18. siblings that should go to rehab?
I plead the fifth.
19. least favorite month?
March.
20. favorite hateful thing to do to someone?
I don't like being hateful. Or saying hateful things.
21. if Devin wanted to play frisbee with you instead of going to a movie on a date would you still go?
Sounds fun!
22. favorite person in the whole world?
My sister.
23. when's the last time you went on a date?
Just one time. With Simon.
24. do you like violent movies or dirty movies?
Violent more than dirty.
25. fall or spring?
Fall.
26. person you most wish you hadn't made out with?
Hmmmm. That I REALLY shouldn't answer.
27. make up your own question and answer it here.
--who will win American Idol?
Who cares?
28. if you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with?
Angelina Jolie.
29. where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?
Ireland.
30. who is the person you can count on most?
Most of my good friends I know I can count on.
31. if you could date any celebrity past or present, if time and age are not factors, who would it be?
Ooh. Shakespeare! LOL!
32. what books have you pretended you've read?
I've read the ones I said I have, I just don't remember all of them as well as I should.
33. what's a word you would use to describe your life?
Formidable.
34. favorite drinking game?
I don't drink.
35. what did you dream last night?
Very, very weird series of weird things.
36. favorite vices?
All of them!