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[gemini_aniki]

Well... we really should have posted this yesterday but we were rather hoping it would just go away on its own. No such luck, of course.

Uh... Hikaru seems to be, well, a horse. A colt to be precise.

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It's best if he doesn't type. Anyone got any ideas?

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Comments

[slobberymongrel]

Oh my fucking god he's a bloody pony.

[gemini_aniki]

...Just say it

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[slobberymongrel]

And you're fucking well precious.

I used to have a pony when I was young, you know. My brother rode him into madness though and we had to put him down. Can I feed you oats and reminisce?

[gemini_aniki]

I think we have some on another estate. That's a shame, though.

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[slobberymongrel]

I had a rough childhood, Kaoru. His name was Altair and he was black and ate human flesh. He was the best pony ever.

With your adorable little pony legs? D'aww.

[gemini_aniki]

I can tell. He sounds like a real family pet.

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[slobberymongrel]

You dont know how true that is, Kaoru.

Like the kyyebored? Come on, let me brush you. I'll be gentle.

[gemini_aniki]

We are familiar with your fandom.

veryu funnmy. ../.mnayhbe?

[slobberymongrel]

That sounds ominous. Am I your favourite? Despite the whole mad falsely accused murderer thing, I ought to be.

I will. I'll brush your pretty pony coat and feed you sugarlumps and braid ribbons into your pretty pony mane. What say you? I can be over in ten.

[gemini_aniki]

Well, we were disappointed when you died. Nice to see you alive here.

./..noi rinbbnons.

[slobberymongrel]

You know, call me mental, I wasnt exactly crazy about it either? Who'dve thought. And really, disappointed over little ol' me. You'll make me blush, lads.

Wsht, fine. CanIcanIcanI? I bet Padfoot can outrun you.

[gemini_aniki]

Hardly surprising. Well, who could resist such a fine figure of a dog?

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[slobberymongrel]

Damn right. I am a fucking pedigree, lads, and dont you forget it.

Sure I can. I can apparate us out anywhere you want, you daft equine.

[gemini_aniki]

How could we?

thenm yeas. i wasnt tio runm.

[slobberymongrel]

Im not sure if that's a compliment or a snark. Im leaning towards the latter, just because its you two.

Ace! I'll take you to some grand park or something. Kaoru, you coming, or you want a break from ponysitting?

[gemini_aniki]

Us? How dare you even think such a thing. And yeah, I'll come.

thart soundds goopd.