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[gemini_aniki]

Merry Christmas and all that~

Nails-san, do you have that present we asked for? Everyone else, s'pose we'll see you later. Have fun ♥

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[nicotine_patch]

THAT BITCH PRACTICALLY BROKE MY FOOT WITH HER HIGH HEEL.

[gemini_aniki]

...Ah. Our apologies. Nails-san.

[nicotine_patch]

YOU DIDN'T TELL ME SHE WAS THE SIZE OF A GODDAMNED HIPPO. CHRIST. I WAS EXPECTING A DAINTY LITTLE FUCKING FLOWER WITH A FEATHER DUSTER. SHE HIT ME WITH HER FUCKING INDUSTRIAL MOP.

[gemini_aniki]

Hm, well she was a little... large. We didn't think it would be a problem.

[nicotine_patch]

SHE'S ABOUT SEVEN TIMES MY WIDTH. WHAT THE FUCK, GUYS? I DON'T EVEN HAVE A CONSPICUOUS BLACK BODY BAG BIG ENOUGH.

[gemini_aniki]

...She's dead?

[nicotine_patch]

You said not to kill her. I need to transport her to your home, though, and a limp KO'ed body is kinda fucking suspicious.

[gemini_aniki]

Just checking. We'll send a car. Payment can be waiting for you when you arrive, if you like?

[nicotine_patch]

Sure. Christ. Uh, thanks for the job, by the way. Even if it involved fist/mop fights.

[gemini_aniki]

We didn't intend to cause you so much trouble. Not at all, you've done us a favour. We're grateful~

[nicotine_patch]

Uhm. Well, you're welcome. Keep us in mind for all your further PI and/or homicide needs. Happy holidays and what.

[gemini_aniki]

Well, we've put you to so much difficulty. The least we can do is make up for it a little, hm~?

[nicotine_patch]

Uh. The payment's really quite enough.

[gemini_aniki]

Oh come now. There must must be something we can do for you~?

[nicotine_patch]

Bjhdgg it's really fine, I wouldn't want to make you go through any trouble, its just my JOB you know, the occasional cleaning supplies to the face are to be expected.

[gemini_aniki]

Oh really. We feel so guilty about the whole thing. Are you sure there's nothing you want~?