Why?

[gemdot]

At first I was upset that only Outback Jack was on tv, but then I got to see a group of cute little baby crocodiles.

Comments

[gwyon_bach]

Did they eat the girls? Jack I'd fuck, but the girls are a waste of oxygen.

[gemdot]

Seriously, they were 20 centimetres long and couldn't have eaten a large cockroach, but the girls were shitting themselves. And then one girl had to cut her french-tipped fingernail to avoid damaging the baby and I swear she cried.
Jacks pretty unspecial too. Oh well.

[gwyon_bach]

Yeah, bbut compared to the girls...

[gemdot]

Oh he's ten times the girls, only, thats still not saying much.
Stupid telelvision and my stupid reliance on it!

[gwyon_bach]

"Only you can escape the evils of the box!", he says, sitting in front of a computer.

[gemdot]

The question is, do I really want to escape the box?

Oh lordy do I ever!

[gwyon_bach]

I'd say you're the only one who can do it, but there are professionals who can kidnap you and deprogremme you. Maybe that's what you need : )

[gemdot]

Well, at least it's not smack.

[gwyon_bach]

*hugs*, and other such incoherent stuff. I think my brain fell out & I should turn off LJ soon. My head is beginning to feel like cheese.